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What does a Ginger miss at a great party? The invite

My girlfriend is a keeper. She's got goalie gloves.

How do non binary people kill someone? They/Them

Why do scuba divers always fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.

I was down the gym earlier and saw an idiot put a water bottle in the Pringles holder.

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us.

My Ex-girlfriend was hit by a bus near my house. And I said to myself “That could've been me!!” Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus.

My girlfriend just came downstairs from her beauty sleep. I sent her back to bed.

Occasionally there may be an exception to the rule.

Sod ghillie suit, get yourself one of these.

Haven't posted in a while but here's my Ares Striker. Two more months before I can field due to a knee replacement. Big change from fielding pistols to sniping.

I find parcelforce good and reliable. Good luck with the trade.

Because I'm a dickhead and mis-posted. I claim grandad rights.

Played the original from the early 2000's on the PC, may be in my wishlist. Getting the feeling that I should just stick to the single player offline but the sods make it so you have to pay for the online services for the updates (I'm that much of a fossil I maybe mistaken). I got that feeling, but also got to the point of frustration that I nearly put the TV through, PS5 is currently in it's box in the loft.

The graphics are getting better but to me the games aren't getting better, I think the industry is getting stuck in a rut.

I'd be set for life.

Starting to realise why I started playing Airsoft. 1. No disembodied insults 2. Fun 3. Many other things because online stuff is shit. 4. I'm getting old and not getting hold of gobshities physical is frustrating.

Don't think I've been so disappointed with a present. COD and Battlefield, what a pile of crap.

Thanks for everyone's input. Found these on Amazon.

And drove him away, bloody nice chap as well

Looking at him he's barely old enough to remember the film '6 Day' based on the event.

Not finding magazines but pouches.