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Say what you like about Pedophiles but they are really safe drivers. They always drive slowly past schools.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok

Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III Line 92, "NO"

The naked man fears no pickpocket!

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche.

Just an oldie that I found, taken at Dogtag at Horsham

https://youtube.com/shorts/aguloY10wxs?si=r28-AQ-f-unSMAs8 CQB match, shoot or no shoot?

My small Ares Striker collection. Top AS01 Bottoms AS02 One more on its way.

If someone calls you fat don't worry you're bigger than them.

Is this the Dogtag near Crawley? You can still book so be careful not to make that mistake and lose your pennies.

Sometimes you have to bite the bullet. I've often spent too much trying to fix things past the value of the gun, just bear in mind it's not just the value of the gun it's the extras like the magazines also.

Went shopping for camouflage trousers last weekend. Couldn't find any.

What did the turkey say to the farmer at Christmas? Quack quack

Just leave this here

"Tomorrow I will mainly wearing OD and a shit ghillie hood that I made myself". Looking forward to seeing you all. I haven't played for about 18 months since my knee replacement so go steady on me. Plus it's more than likely I'm not calling my hits but screaming at my knee (because you never hit because your aim is off). @VictorFourTwo been ages since I've seen you, be great to catch up.

Hear about the man who lost his left side. He's all right now

I think I'll have to turn up for this one as I've not been out for months

Noooooooo

Looks not far off brand new.?

Two lawyers walk into a pub. They order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and then they begin to eat them. Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, and then exchange sandwiches.

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a super hero and the other is a command.

What does a Ginger miss at a great party? The invite