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So, went to our field for a day of training, we were only 7 so we focused on things like vip escort and room clearing..
When we got back to our cars, a group of people showed up.
Quite usual since the hills nearby are quite nice for hunters, trekkers and families having a day in the woods, the place is only 30 kilometres from the town and on a sunny day it's ideal for those who don't like crowded beaches..
They got closer to us, as most people do to ask questions about airsoft and stuff..
Then a ugly af woman, who's probably been taking heroin or some other crap for most of her life asked us:
So you like war huh?
Our answer: no madam, the equipment and guns are only toys, we're here to have fun together and enjoy being in the woods.
She replied: lies, you're a bunch of warmongers, you like to kill people, you're fascists! (All of that while screaming with all her energy)..
At this point I wasn't considering her too much, but that sentence caught my attention..
I, being as calm as a Zen master during meditation, replied to her:
If we like war and violence and, as you stated, are warmongers, why are you the only one being aggressive and yelling and threatening us?
She got so triggered she called the police, the police came, they had a look at our guns to see if they were within the limits (using our chrono btw) and then searched the woman and arrested her because she had drugs with her and she was living without a permit on a private land with her caravan..
 
All of this while the rest of the group stood without saying a single word.
 
 
Karma, you fucking hippie twat.

Hmm could well be BBQ weather this weekend then lol

That horrible bit when you are trying to decide whether you should do family grown up stuff or say sod it and grab your gear and go to the mall for a few games.