Cringe in Airsoft

[Cannonfodder]

I'm more of a popular front man, myself.

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SPLITTER!!!

 

[Bwian_eh?]

Larks tongues! Otters noses! Ocelot spleens! Get them while they're hot!

 

[Tank423]

Bought this one for myself a while back, yet to field it, thought it was kinda apt given my current health issues lol
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I have a similar one but it reads " Too fat to run Will fight instead"

 

[Egon_247]

I might get a patch that just says "patch" on it. Just cos i'm a pedant...

I actually had a patch made up for one of the lads we play with, that says "it aint airsoft unless dave gets shot in the head" because the silly sod would literally bleed from somewhere on his noggin EVERY time we played.
His head is like a plastic magnet.

 

[Tommikka]

I actually had a patch made up for one of the lads we play with, that says "it aint airsoft unless dave gets shot in the head" because the silly sod would literally bleed from somewhere on his noggin EVERY time we played.
His head is like a plastic magnet.

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Does he have my head? ….. However I appear to exclusively get shot in the back of the head by a particular team mate

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

On the subject of patches... I asked Mrs TPH to a skirmish once. She was feeling out of sorts and did not attend. I stood behind a chap in the safety brief who had a collection of the most misogynistic shit velcroed to his plate carrier. It would have seriously pissed her off. It did me tbh.

I'll add that Mrs TPH, despite her tiny but perfectly formed 4'11" frame, is an adherent to the practice of Muay Thai. She's perfectly capable of giving twats a dressing down backed up by an ability to knock them into the middle of next week.

Shitty patches and stupid 'banter' is one reason that we only play filmsim/milsim.

 

[Big Cheese]

I might get a patch that just says "patch" on it. Just cos i'm a pedant...

I actually had a patch made up for one of the lads we play with, that says "it aint airsoft unless dave gets shot in the head" because the silly sod would literally bleed from somewhere on his noggin EVERY time we played.
His head is like a plastic magnet.

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' I identify as a patch'

 

[Bwian_eh?]

Not Airsoft, worse being the real deal.

Kenyan (or rather, Mombasa) airport security yesterday were all carrying CZ Scorpion Evos. With no sling, with one hand, lazily pointed everywhere while they were chatting, and I watched a woman drop hers onto a concrete car park while I was walking to the taxi.


(Nairobi they were carrying type 56-1 that were that worn they were almost totally silver.)

 

[Tactical Pith Helmet]

Si poa rafiki!

 

[Lyndication]

Which brings up the question of why aren't the parents monitoring what they're up to online? Far too many are wanting to be their kid's mate first and parent second

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It was really easy to hide what you were looking at online when I was a kid, and that was a much smaller internet that didn't exist constantly in my pocket.

Most adults also have no clue how any of the internet works, otherwise they wouldn't be on Insta, Facebook, Twitter, etc.

 

[Cannonfodder]

It was really easy to hide what you were looking at online when I was a kid, and that was a much smaller internet that didn't exist constantly in my pocket.

Most adults also have no clue how any of the internet works, otherwise they wouldn't be on Insta, Facebook, Twitter, etc.

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I agree that it was easier to hide your internet history but these days there are a plethora of apps and other software available for parents to keep an eye on their little crotch goblins are doing.

I'm not sure the whole schtick about parents being clueless about computers etc is true anymore. After all the internet has been around for over 30 years so they vast majority will have grown up with the internet

 

[Lyndication]

You've grown up using X86 processors, can you explain their architecture to me without looking it up?

Can the lay person?