SquashyTundra

Still with dangerous goods unfortunately, RM did give a number to contact dangerous goods directly to get queue updates

Bank investigation has been closed, if the evidence I’ve supplied is good enough to close an official fraud investigation, it should be good enough for you. They were happy enough when I sent copies of our chats, images of the parcel before and after sealing, and Royal Mail details with your address - Which obviously matched the address you supplied and the address on the parcel. 
 

 I’d really rather not hear from you again, but you’re welcome to drop a message to let me know when it’s with you. I’m probably going to keep an eye on the inspection updates anyway. 

Boy on the phone earlier confirmed that as long as the bottle is non-pressurised and unsealed there shouldn’t be any issues… If it comes to that then I’m sure we can discuss money for a bottle

You’ve got a number that matches what I’ve gave you, and you’ve got that number alongside your address. The same number that tells you the parcel is being held for investigation. 

Sent to your messages 10 minutes ago 

Not pointless at all, it shows his information printed right on the ticket. 

I’ll send to you direct with number, will edit your details out of my above post. 

Like I said, anything that can be linked to me is removed, but you’ve got a lovely slip of paper that has your address 

Let me know if you want me to remove your details again Lee. 

Anything linking me has been covered as I don’t want any personal data shared, Lee has voluntarily agreed to have his information shared.
 

His house number is , post code . Matches what I put on the parcel. 
 

EDITED: Removed identifying information. 

Call went well with RM, confirmed the contents and said there shouldn’t be any issue once it’s all checked out. Long as the tank is empty we’re all aces. 

It’s surprisingly good stock for what you pay for it. With the ML bucking and longer barrel it was shooting around mid-tier AEG ranges comfortably. 

You have RM info that literally has your address… And you call me thick?

Tell your bank that you have proof from Royal Mail that it is with them for inspection and see what the bank says. 

Be sure to tell the bank it’s on its way to you and there was never any scam… 

No I’m genuinely asking, what am I to do about them inspecting the parcel? Crack a whip and tell them to hurry it along?

What is there to sort out? It’s being held for inspection… You already know this

Then the Royal Mail information that states they are investigating a parcel addressed to you from Ireland is legitimate, yes?

If I haven’t hacked Royal Mail then obviously the information they have provided you is legitimate…

So, you have an airsoft package on its way to you, from me, that is currently being searched, yes?

I’m genuinely at a loss here man, are you not trusting me or are you not trusting Royal Mail? Because myself and Royal Mail are saying the same thing, that you have a parcel on its way. 

Yes I said I would send it and evidently I have otherwise it wouldn’t be under checks with Royal Mail?
 

You’re literally getting the gun, and hell even if I wanted to send you money I wouldn’t be able to because A) My bank is locked; and B) My bank has already deducted £350 from me.  I’m hardly going to lose out on £700 AND the gun. You’ve got the Royal Mail evidence, if it turns out that I’m impersonating Royal Mail and controlling their website and call centres then sure start the bank case again, right now there’s literally nothing to say you’ve been scammed. It’s just scummy keeping this up. 

Again, you’re welcome to re-escalate things later, but for right now I need access to my bank, not really appropriate to keep this up when you have proof from Royal Mail that it’s not a scam, you’re stopping me from paying bills or buying food, especially when we don’t know how long they will be with their security checks

Aye, bottle was emptied, regulator removed etc. 

I would like to think if it was me in your position I would be able to infer that I’m not being scammed from Royal Mail telling me “We have your parcel but we think it has some restricted contents, we’re going to investigate and then send it your way after”. 

You’ve got the Royal Mail information that it’s under security checks, give it a rest. And as it stands right now, you haven’t paid a penny, because that money has been taken away again.
 

Given you’ve had the money refunded to your bank and you have proof that the gun is under security checks en route to your address I’d say you’re in a much better position than I am. 

Good christ you are such a melt. You literally have Royal Mail evidence that they have it and are performing restricted / prohibited items checks at the National Centre? Get a life man that shit is way beyond my control. Only you could chat with with Royal Mail and be told they’re doing security checks on a gun coming your way and STILL think it’s a scam.

YES EVERYONE I HAVE HACKED ROYAL MAIL TO CONVINCE LEE I SENT HIM AN AIRSOFT!

Let me know when you’ve got it.