Colonel Kurtz
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Can't think of anymore quotes, but have had a few comedy conversations;
At The Mall they usually run a 4 and in re-spawn, meaning when you get to your teams spawn location you have to wait until there are 4 or more players, then you all re-spawn. Bear in mind you have the freedom to call yourself as hit at any point and there's unlimited lives and no scoring of hits taken.
I encountered a group of 4 people at my teams spawn point, 3 in a group standing one side the line, one standing on the other.
"Ahh that's 5 then, cheers for waiting (assumed they'd seen me jogging towards)"
"No we're not dead, we're waiting for enough people for our friend to respawn, need 2 more now! (cheerful optimism)"
"You know you can call yourself hit at any time right?"
"No we're not hit, just waiting for our friend"
(Another 2 corpses arrive)
"Fuckit, that's 4, game-on! See you guys at the zombie event! (chuckle)"
"Zombie event, when's that?"
"Erm depends on interest i guess, saturday nights i think"
"Do you get to shoot zombies?"
"Not sure, think so, a little bit, but might be using a blank gun, can't bring your own gun and run around screaming and spraying or anything"
(disapproving murmurs)
"Can always just find someone brain-dead to shoot today, usually some hanging round their spawn"
"Where's the enemy spawn?"
"Other end the main concourse"
(blank looks)
"Down that way until you get to the end"
I did actually check with the marshals that calling yourself hit to allow players to spawn was ok, and not borderline cheeky in any manner, they said it was perfectly acceptable of course! If you tried to just sit in the spawn and do this continually for the whole team they'd probably have a word, but that word would mostly be 'you know you paid to shoot and get shot at right?'
At The Mall they usually run a 4 and in re-spawn, meaning when you get to your teams spawn location you have to wait until there are 4 or more players, then you all re-spawn. Bear in mind you have the freedom to call yourself as hit at any point and there's unlimited lives and no scoring of hits taken.
I encountered a group of 4 people at my teams spawn point, 3 in a group standing one side the line, one standing on the other.
"Ahh that's 5 then, cheers for waiting (assumed they'd seen me jogging towards)"
"No we're not dead, we're waiting for enough people for our friend to respawn, need 2 more now! (cheerful optimism)"
"You know you can call yourself hit at any time right?"
"No we're not hit, just waiting for our friend"
(Another 2 corpses arrive)
"Fuckit, that's 4, game-on! See you guys at the zombie event! (chuckle)"
"Zombie event, when's that?"
"Erm depends on interest i guess, saturday nights i think"
"Do you get to shoot zombies?"
"Not sure, think so, a little bit, but might be using a blank gun, can't bring your own gun and run around screaming and spraying or anything"
(disapproving murmurs)
"Can always just find someone brain-dead to shoot today, usually some hanging round their spawn"
"Where's the enemy spawn?"
"Other end the main concourse"
(blank looks)
"Down that way until you get to the end"
I did actually check with the marshals that calling yourself hit to allow players to spawn was ok, and not borderline cheeky in any manner, they said it was perfectly acceptable of course! If you tried to just sit in the spawn and do this continually for the whole team they'd probably have a word, but that word would mostly be 'you know you paid to shoot and get shot at right?'
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