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The best & worst quotes you have heard.

Not a quote but did have an hilarious Eastern European guy square up to me a few Sunday's back. was having a boring game, there wasn't a lot of the other team about so I flanked round really wide and came up on there spawn from behind to find about 10 of them camped out shooting from cover. so I jumped out the bushes and sprinted towards them spraying full auto from the hip screaming God is great and a bag a few of them but they realise what's happening and pop me. The guy who got me comes running up at me gets right in my face and starts shouting "you cannot get us in the spawn you asshole" I laughed and said "but you're shooting from your spawn" he replies in a heavy borat accent, "yes but I am sniper" I just walked away, you can't argue with that.

 
MxHaze said:
Not a quote but did have an hilarious Eastern European guy square up to me a few Sunday's back. was having a boring game, there wasn't a lot of the other team about so I flanked round really wide and came up on there spawn from behind to find about 10 of them camped out shooting from cover. so I jumped out the bushes and sprinted towards them spraying full auto from the hip screaming God is great and a bag a few of them but they realise what's happening and pop me. The guy who got me comes running up at me gets right in my face and starts shouting "you cannot get us in the spawn you asshole" I laughed and said "but you're shooting from your spawn" he replies in a heavy borat accent, "yes but I am sniper" I just walked away, you can't argue with that.
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Yes you could. You could have explained the difference between a sniper and a twat. Nothing worse than spawn campers never go more than ten feet from regen and do nothing to help their team but are always the most vocal in telling everyone else how to play and always brag about the fact they are so good and only died once all day "its because your actually crap and dont play properly" god I really hate players like that?

Rant over I feel better now☺

 
Not to mention all his buddies had m4s and had just gone to regen and never left. i can't stand that, campers ruin a game faster than non hit takers.

 
MxHaze said:
Not to mention all his buddies had m4s and had just gone to regen and never left. i can't stand that, campers ruin a game faster than non hit takers.
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I have to admit I really struggle not to shoot my own teamates for doing it when I see them on one of my many trips in and out of regen.
 
jeffery7466 said:
I always see team members loitering around the regen site, but I just assume that they are tired and just taking a rest...
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A lot are which is fair enough. But you do get some at certain sites who like to camp by the regen shooting at people the can barely see let alone hit but if thats what they call fun best of luck I suppose.
 
The stupidest thing I've ever heard is "it doesn't count if it hits your mask"

I really wanted to punch that guy...

 
M_P said:
I remember that was an actual rule when I went paintballing lol
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Really? I guess they didn't want you to blind people and cover their masks in paint...

Although it would be funny to see some try and play paintball blinded...

 
Yeah you're not allowed head shots in paintball, you're either blinded or drinking paint.

 
MxHaze said:
Yeah you're not allowed head shots in paintball, you're either blinded or drinking paint.
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Don't Categorically state that, because it depends on which site you play at.

Also..

'I'm not hit, you're dry firing'.

Really? How did i just take out your buddies then?

 
In terms of worst quote I've heard, the chap at fireball squadron will always get me.

I've posted this elsewhere on the forum before but I think it warrants repeat-it helps put things in perspective and can hopefully keep tardation at bay.

The guy (a fireball member, with Marshall next to him nodding in agreement all the way) explained that he opened up an one of the enemy team at maybe 10m distance, but that a dense area of bush and undergrowth stopped the BB's. I mean fully stopped, the chap the other side was never close to being hit.

However, said the Team Fireball chap '...you know, if real 5.56mm bullets were fired from that close a range, they would have gone through no problem, so, you know, you should play in the spirit and take your hits'...

I'll never understand the people who feel the rules of physics are an injustice to their pretend war.

 
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CaptainDumbass said:
Two words that always get me.

"Ukara License".
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I am guilty of that - most of the time it's easier to say licence instead of explain what UKARA is to my non-airsoft friends, because it usually leads to having to explain VCRA...

 
The classic.

'For sale, practically new and hardly used. Out-ranges 95% of the guns at my site, really don't want to see it go'.

 
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