Supporters Flynn567 Posted March 17, 2012 Supporters Share Posted March 17, 2012 Any Good drinking stories yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Leprechaun! Posted March 17, 2012 Share Posted March 17, 2012 Happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted March 18, 2012 Supporters Share Posted March 18, 2012 "Any good drinking stories yet?" Do they have to be from St Paddies day, or can they be from any time during my career as one of the most efficient and suggestible alcoholics in Coventry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted March 18, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted March 18, 2012 fire in Finius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted March 24, 2012 Supporters Share Posted March 24, 2012 I'm going to list a few stories of my own personal doing...I wont give too many details because frankly, I don't remember most of the details 1. Once went out drinking at a local night club, friends walked me home and put me in bed at 1am. I got back up and left the building again, only to wake up in my boxers and a shirt in Birmingham, with no wallet, no phone and no keys. I'd left my pants at home. 2. Cautioned by police for pretending to bum my male friend in a park, in the middle of Coventry whilst gesturing at CCTV cameras. Police nearby were alerted when he set off a rape alarm. 3. Cautioned by police for climbing the Godiva statue in the center of Coventry and attempting to dress her in a corset and stockings. 4. Cautioned by police for putting angel delight in the fountain in Coventry Lower Precinct. Whilst admirably convinced of the feasibility of the project, three packets of strawberry angel delight was not enough. 5. Once went to a club in a £200 suit. Came home in a shirt, underwear with some girls knickers on my head. 6. Handcuffed my friend to a flagpole outside my building on the way out to a night-out. Forgot about him until the morning. 7. Same as six but left a different friend cuffed to a chair in the shower. He remained there until someone went for a shower. 8. Drunkenly placed a masturbation related drainage-blockage sign on the shower in my corridor, nobody used it for three weeks. 9. Took part in a nightclub game; whoever can make give the most girls lovebites on their breasts wins free drinks all night. 27. I won. 10. Dragged round my building by my legs in a race against the security guards trying to tell us off for sledding down the stairs. 11. Drunkenly broke into the roofing of our building. Party on the roof. The paddling pool stayed up there for weeks. 12. Captured a duck from the local park, brought it home and put it in the bath. It lived off bread and takeaway for two whole terms before the bathroom started to smell (my building had seperate baths, shower and toilet rooms). 13. Ran into the British Channel following claims by my brother that I was Jesus, attempting to disprove him by being unable to walk across the channel and instead choosing to swim, got ten meters out, stood on a rock and became concerned I may have squished a jellyfish and returned to dry land. Have not been in the sea since. That's all I can remember for tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Flynn567 Posted March 24, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted March 24, 2012 Finius thats both impressive and disturbing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted March 25, 2012 Supporters Share Posted March 25, 2012 Student living I swear I'm not an alcoholic, despite items 1, 2, 4 and 5 all happening in one week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig Posted March 26, 2012 Share Posted March 26, 2012 ah st paddy's day a day for when wee all in Ireland go to the pub for a change or as finius calls it friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted March 26, 2012 Supporters Share Posted March 26, 2012 ah st paddy's day a day for when wee all in Ireland go to the pub for a change or as finius calls it friday Any day that ends in a Y Turning up to lectures at 9am on a Monday with a mug of vodka in your dressing gown and slippers? Acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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