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What's everyone asking Santa for ....

Maybe a TM M&P9 or just some multicam clothing (think I'm on the nice list). ^_^

 
If it gets launched in time would love one of these....

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won't be from santa but I'm seriously considering selling a bunch of stuff to buy a PTW and see what all the fuss is about.

 
A tm m870, will have to get the angry gun stock myself though haha

 
Well an APC or something would be cool to milsim in, fit an airsoft MG to the roof and rig the main cannon barrel to a tag launcher

Santa better bring a few dozen barrels of diesel to run it though, and a crate of tags for good measure

 
Santa isn't likely to be bringing any weaponry my way, but might ask him for some new base layer/compression clothing for the winter months. That way i can run with a loadout like The Phantom, just need a second 1911.

 
Erm you want to shag Santa!

Mate thats wrong I more levels than even my depraved mind can think of.
I never said i wanted to shag Santa, although i dunno... i mean, i don't go in for genuinely evil sex, as opposed to a little evil roleplay for eg, but i hate xmas so much that maybe i could enjoy hurting the kiddie-fiddling jovial fat bastard... :ph34r:

joke

In as much as it was an off the cuff remark and therefore not really a plan, I spose what I vaguely had in mind was Santa bringing a talented professional round perhaps, but now i am thinking about it, elf ears wouldn't go amiss :P ;)

 
I never said i wanted to shag Santa, although i dunno... i mean, i don't go in for genuinely evil sex, as opposed to a little evil roleplay for eg, but i hate xmas so much that maybe i could enjoy hurting the kiddie-fiddling jovial fat bastard... :ph34r:

joke

In as much as it was an off the cuff remark and therefore not really a plan, I spose what I vaguely had in mind was Santa bringing a talented professional round perhaps, but now i am thinking about it, elf ears wouldn't go amiss :P ;)
Who would say no too a sexy little female xmas elf. I think its the tights and pixie boots. Will certainly be the highlight of taking my boy to santas grotto this year.

As for Santa you got to think operation yewtree are missing a trick.

Any fat old man who likes to bounce little children up and down on his lap while going ho ho ho is definitely suspect in my book.

 
Yewtree are too busy working their way through the entire collection of the Radio Times 1970-79 to worry about Santa. Anyway he is a hero who brings the World the joy of CocaCola.

 
I want my arsehole thieving junkie fucking scum neighbours in the flat below me gone & the fucking piss head bitch above me who just leaves or throws her rubbish bags out the window, screaming at people until 2 or 3am everynight, the dogs who piss & shit everywhere & bark all night gone by Xmas

I know it's a bad post & brings the mood down but it's what I want for my kids

 
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