WE MRE’s

[clumpyedge]

surely if they're using balloons as hit markers all they need to do is invite kicking mustang in and let him run nuprol bb's, instant high velocity schrapnel rounds......

Wrong thread?

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Wrong thread?

Yes, yes it is....

 

[Druid799]

Yes, yes it is....

Like when you text your Mrs something all lovey dovey AND forget the last prison you txt’ed was a mate and you send it to them instead of ‘she who must be obeyed’ and they proceed to forward it to ALL your other mates and they then all rip the shit out of you like nobody’s business! ?????‍

 

[CrackCommandoUnit1972]

Joking aside who the fuck eats cheese and rice?!

Cheese + rice = rissotto.

Which is great at some swanky resturant, maybe not as posh when sat in the middle of a muddy field.

 

[clumpyedge]

Cheese + rice = rissotto.

Which is great at some swanky resturant, maybe not as posh when sat in the middle of a muddy field.

Your definition of risotto is vastly different to mine it seems ? If I'm in the middle of a muddy field or in a building or whatever, my favorite thing to eat is a piping hot pasta and meatballs or an all day breakfast!

These are the ones I get in case anyone was interested.

https://evaq8.co.uk/Ration-X-Self-Heating-Ration-Pack-Menu-A.html

https://evaq8.co.uk/Action-Pack-Self-Heating-Meal-Kit.html

https://evaq8.co.uk/Ration-X-Self-Heating-Ration-Pack-Menu-D.html

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Like when you text your Mrs something all lovey dovey AND forget the last prison you txt’ed was a mate and you send it to them instead of ‘she who must be obeyed’ and they proceed to forward it to ALL your other mates and they then all rip the shit out of you like nobody’s business! ?????‍

suppose that's a preferable scenario to accidentally sending banter to the missus

 

[emilianoksa]

Airsoft meals?

From pot metal to pot noodle?

 

[clumpyedge]

suppose that's a preferable scenario to accidentally sending banter to the missus

Been there, done that. She didn't talk to me for a few days ?

Airsoft meals?

From pot metal to pot noodle?

A pot noodle would be more appetizing than their descriptions.

 

[Druid799]

Airsoft meals?

From pot metal to pot noodle?

Over the years I’ve bought a few ‘bargain’ priced guns that I wish HAD been made from pot noodles , probably would have lasted longer ! ?

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Over the years I’ve bought a few ‘bargain’ priced guns that I wish HAD been made from pot noodles , probably would have lasted longer ! ?

caramel digestives, the universal material.

plus your gun can double as a snack in the field just bite a chunk off the stock

 

[Druid799]

caramel digestives, the universal material.

plus your gun can double as a snack in the field just bite a chunk off the stock

Go out with a sniper rifle AND come back in with a very strange looking bolt action pistol ! ??

???

 

[L3wisD]

If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one...

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Go out with a sniper rifle AND come back in with a very strange looking bolt action pistol ! ??

???

"i ate half the spring, do i no longer have an MED?"

 

[Immortal]

If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one...

I used to love these until I took one out a brand new previously unopened packet and found a pube embedded in the cherry. ?

 

[Druid799]

I used to love these until I took one out a brand new previously unopened packet and found a pube embedded in the cherry. ?

Don’t complain , you can now say you ate someone’s cherry ! ???

 

[clumpyedge]

If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one...

Fuck that.

Only Beef jerky,  Biltong, Boerewors, Droewors should be consumed, its not a bloody tea party.

 

[Adolf Hamster]

nah, tactical creme egg is the way forward.

it's amazing how many kills you can get when folk are wondering why the hell you're holding a half eaten creme egg in your support hand.

 

[TheFull9]

Other than their GBBR’s I thought the general consensus was they are horse shit... maybe I’ve been misled?

Well the sentence did read "their guns" and I barely see any of their AEGs floating around, so that was my implication tbh.

 

[Vulpiness]

NO! What is this western shit, get some doctor sausage and pate! 

 

[clumpyedge]

NO! What is this western shit, get some doctor sausage and pate! 

Now we're talkin'!