WE MRE’s

Like when you text your Mrs something all lovey dovey AND forget the last prison you txt’ed was a mate and you send it to them instead of ‘she who must be obeyed’ and they proceed to forward it to ALL your other mates and they then all rip the shit out of you like nobody’s business! ?????‍♂️

 
Cheese + rice = rissotto.

Which is great at some swanky resturant, maybe not as posh when sat in the middle of a muddy field.


Your definition of risotto is vastly different to mine it seems ? If I'm in the middle of a muddy field or in a building or whatever, my favorite thing to eat is a piping hot pasta and meatballs or an all day breakfast!

These are the ones I get in case anyone was interested.

https://evaq8.co.uk/Ration-X-Self-Heating-Ration-Pack-Menu-A.html

https://evaq8.co.uk/Action-Pack-Self-Heating-Meal-Kit.html

https://evaq8.co.uk/Ration-X-Self-Heating-Ration-Pack-Menu-D.html

 
Like when you text your Mrs something all lovey dovey AND forget the last prison you txt’ed was a mate and you send it to them instead of ‘she who must be obeyed’ and they proceed to forward it to ALL your other mates and they then all rip the shit out of you like nobody’s business! ?????‍♂️


suppose that's a preferable scenario to accidentally sending banter to the missus ;)

 
If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one...

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nah, tactical creme egg is the way forward.

it's amazing how many kills you can get when folk are wondering why the hell you're holding a half eaten creme egg in your support hand.

 
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