Jokes and memes thread

[Canen]

My wife asked me earlier before going to the hairdressers "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut" ....was apparently was the wrong answer.

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There's something very mysterious yet intriguing about a woman's G Spot.

I just can't put my finger on it.....

 

[Resistor170]

Why did the crab get arrested? 

Because he kept pinching things! ????Haha

 

[Gepard]

The American healthcare system

 

[heroshark]

Why did the monkey fall out the tree?.... It was dead.

 

[mogaly674]

Not a joke but still funny 

 

[Canen]

The American healthcare system

Best one yet.

 

[Immortal]

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[Adolf Hamster]

Yeah, have one of these on another forum i'm on, called it the brexit thread iirc.

 

[Druid799]

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[Robert James]

Seth's threads

 

[Prisce]

Brexit.

English politics.

Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine.

 

[Immortal]

Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine.

Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you. :lol:

 

[Albiscuit]

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I had the wrong socks on....

I have a joke about my cock..

Never mind its too long!!

 

[E21A]

Brexit.

English politics.

Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine.

My thoughts too, pretty sure I’d get banned ?

 

[BibbsOnTour]

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat

?

 

[Prisce]

Seth's threads

I read this and thought, when did Seth post a picture of himself, his clothes can’t be that bad, absolutely savage. 

Then remembered I’m on a forum.. and that’s what posts are called..??‍

 

[Druid799]

Not sure you guys have a dark enough sense of humour for me to share some of mine.

Take it you’ve not spent a lot of time around squaddies or medics ? ?

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[Prisce]

Take it you’ve not spent a lot of time around squaddies or medics ? ?

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Not a lot of time.... but let’s just say I have grossed enough people out with jokes over the years, some even I can’t repeat.

 

[Guest]

What’s blue and doesn’t weigh very much........

........light blue

whats brown and sticky........

...... a stick

whats white and sticky.........

......a white stick

whats yellow and sticky........

........custard !!!!!

what’s red and doesn’t weigh very much.......

......pink

 

[Resistor170]

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