Instead of a cold steel knife.

[K@rl]

Looking for the best suggestion for a replacement to my cold steel knife. Looking to inflict maximum embarrassment on who I can.

I have already used;

Wooden spoon

Black dildo

Bulge horn. (Clown horn)

Any other ideas?

 

[MZKaleem]

Personally not a fan of the second option, since there are a lot of younger players around it might not be the most appropriate tool lol.

Have you thought about the nerf swords/axe or a lightsaber?

 

[K@rl]

Only ever use that on mid week night games. Never any children due to school.

Have thought about a nerf crossbow. I have emailed an American company about a Airsoft compound bow but no reply yet.

 

[Berto]

Slipper, balloon, bike pump, inflatable kids toy, cucumber?

 

[proffrink]

A cardboard cut-out of you holding a Cold Steel knife.

 

[airsofter2015]

There was someone at the game today with a foam flail and a tomahawk.

 

[K@rl]

Slipper, balloon, bike pump, inflatable kids toy, cucumber?

Like the idea of a slipper. Would hav to be one of those old lady ones

 

[sp00n]

Harry Potter wand, oooh the shame lol

Make it pink for max LoL

 

[Aengus]

Any jbbg gun

 

[proffrink]

I think one of the best humiliation weapons would be a pot of Bulldog camouflaged .12s and your throwing hand.

 

[K@rl]

Has anyone ever got a kill by throwing bbs?

 

[K@rl]

Coincidently bbs fit perfectly in a mcdonalds straw

 

[Esoterick]

Not my idea but at Bluestreak you are allowed to use either a training/LARP knife or a rubber chicken for knife kills.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Seen all sorts larpy pig,dildo,rubber chicken,rubber zombie arm and my personal favourite party popper suicide bomb.

 

[straffham]

Coincidently bbs fit perfectly in a mcdonalds straw

Cool, just need to figure a hop into it for longer range kills!

 

[Ian_Gere]

A Princess Leia action figure, or even worse, a Barbie doll. Or a My Little Pony... a Burberry handbag...

A lump of shit on the end of a stick...

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

A Princess Leia action figure, or even worse, a Barbie doll. Or a My Little Pony... a Burberry handbag...

A lump of sh*t on the end of a stick...

Someones got to be really pissing you off for that last one ?

 

[Brackish]

Whoopie cushion? or eat a load of boiled eggs and sprouts a day before a game? (Farting on someone is over the top but the whoopie cushion would be a good laugh)

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

http://www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/pinky-punky-wacaday-malletts-mallet-p-9853.html

Wacaday!

Edit - This suggestion was made while Timmy Mallet was still the UK's only children TV star from the 80's-90's to not be locked up or on a register.

 

[deebo]

I really want a tomohawk, but feel it would be more fun if you could throw them at sights. Instead of the classic tap on the arm lol