Flexible knives, cos... melee kills are just humiliating to the victim

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Hey all, i would like to get hold of a nice training knife. TSblades are awesome but unfortunately not really bendy. My local site states needs to bend at least 90⁰. So can anyone recommend any 'nice' flexible alternatives? Most I have found on ebay etc are just plain boring. 

Sidenote I'm almost considering buying the TSblades grips and some rubber and making my own..

 
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? I had a feeling it may turn this way after searching and finding an old thread which went entirely in that direction. I don't want have to explain to the missus why she found a floppy dildo in my drawer, I fear she wouldn't believe me even for telling the truth ?

 
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Khyber said:
? I had a feeling it may turn this way after searching and finding an old thread which went entirely in that direction. I don't want have to explain to the missus why she found a floppy dildo in my drawer, I fear she wouldn't believe me even for telling the truth ?
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I can think of a better place to hide it ?

 
Rubber Axe

I had one of these on my pack for breaching and maiming but sadly lost it :(

Go Viking or GTFO

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Groot said:
Rubber Axe

I had one of these on my pack for breaching and maiming but sadly lost it :(

Go Viking or GTFO

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I was googling about for one of those today! I was going to steal an axe from my kid's fireman costume for Saturday but after giving myself a test whack in the head with it I concluded that it fucking hurts to be hit in the head with and probably wouldn't be allowed.

 
I wasn’t happy with what you can buy either , as others said most don’t bend enough so I made my own . I used a piece of dense foam(think it was an old dummy plate) cut a ruff shape then finished shaping with couple of different grits of sandpaper . I made a ‘dagger’ shaped knife and a tomahawk , AND best thing is because they are foam my site allows them to be thrown so I can lob my tomahawk at other players ! ???

 
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Another vote for the ribbed knobbler. And instead of 'you're dead', you can say 'here, smell this'

 
Stratton Oakmont said:
Just go to Ann summers and get a floppy dildo for the ultimate humiliation knife kill
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I always thought that would make a better weapon than a bayonet. A group of paras charging at you screaming with a rubber cock mounted on the end of their rifle would certainly make me think twice about how much I really wanted to hold my position! 

 
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