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    Yeah bro', WTAF bro, it's shit bro' innit?

    Yeah bro', WTAF bro, it's shit bro' innit?
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    The school's counsellor called me and told me my son would not stop mooning all of his classmates. I told her that, 'I think he's just going through a phase...'
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Caught one of the roofers wanking on the job today. He thought I'd sack him but I told him to start again and wipe the slate clean.  
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    Macks airsoft dreamers of the week thread

    A washer with its own part number is a part, and priced accordingly.
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    Watches

    I'll ask my Dad.  He collects watches and one would be a great present for him.  Think he would prefer a blue face, but I'll see.  They look fantastic tbh. Could you do one with stainless body and strap?  
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    I once did a bottle of rakia on a train journey.  I missed my stop due to being passed out.  ...

    I once did a bottle of rakia on a train journey.  I missed my stop due to being passed out.   One expensive taxi ride home... I still have a bottle unopened.  It tastes of old webbing and ethanol.  
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    G&G LevAR 15

    Yep.  Motorcycles, airguns, boilers(!), PCs, literally anything these days uses the Gen 1 buyers as the R&D department!
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    TM 870 sling options

    Search for Uncle Mikes.  Ant Supplies usually have them.
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    Watches

    What's the lead time on these please @Jez_Armstrong?
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight It's going to be foggy tonight You have..... 4 mist messages.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I've bought a Microsoft strobe light. It doesn't work properly unless you switch it off and on again.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    What's got 2 legs & bleeds? Half a cat.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I'm still looking for a cure for my sex addiction. I've tried fucking everything.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Uncle Bob reckons that he's a bit of an athlete. He once came first in a threesome....
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    The kids gerbil went missing last night.  I spent six hours looking for it! It's definitely not in the pub.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Doc: “Hi – I am sorry but I have bad news, and I have very bad news. Which one do you want first?” Patient: “ok, give me the very bad news first” Doc “We have received the latest test results and you have been diagnosed with Ligma. You only have 1 day to live” Patient: “Just 1 day?! … what’s...
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Went to a Trump rally this weekend. All I got was this bloody T-shirt...
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I've looked everywhere trying to buy an England flag for the European Championship final but I couldn't find one. In the end, I bought a French one and drew a red cross on it.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I’m not saying we live in dangerous times but the most powerful man in the world with the nuclear launch codes has dementia and mixes up Zelensky and Putin. What could possibly go wrong?
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I was in a restaurant earlier when a group of electricians came in. The waiter asked if they wanted a starter. But they went straight for the mains.
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