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I think I've used a pistol about twice in all the years that I've done airsoft. TM 1911 holds gas fine and performs as well as I need it to. I use a spring shotgun that I bought for a tenner more than I use a pistol.

I went for a job as a contortionist."Just how flexible are you?" they asked. "Well I can't do Thursdays", I replied.

Twatting Cumstain is scum. Politicians inflate legitimate if minor problems for political capital. Clickbait vids damage whatever they cover. Shops make commercial decisions. We all wish that KM didn't exist. We all wish that kneejerk bans don't happen. We all wish that clickbait vids didn't...

I've just been informed I can't use my reusable tea bags anymore. I've been given a restraining order.

I don't wear compression wear for airsoft, but I do a few nights a week to avoid getting wrestlers rash whilst training. It's horrible stuff tbh. It does its job, and standing still can feel chilly even on a hot day. The other problem is that it's slippery. Having a sweatshirt slip on post...

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. When I got home, I watched it for the whole hour and never saw her once. She still hasn't come home, and I'm starving.

The Boy has an 18C. It's about 10 years old and pretty badly maintained tbh. The slide rails are shocking, with damn great lumps out of them due to dirt (I think). I flattened everything off with wet and dry a while back. It's never missed a beat though. He does use his 1911 much more these...

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyR2A9ErMO0 Day off, so listening to space rock for about 14 hours now. Still digging the sitars and general spaced-ness of this...

When I got my TM 1911 back in whatever, I didn't know that 144A existed. I played in all temps with green gas and no problems at all. I genuinely believed that it was the least poky gas out there. Not sure that I've played in quite this heat before though. Certainly played in 30C+ though.

I often run a support gun. I've never changed a battery over a weekend game. I don't think it's about the amount of plastic you fling, it's where it's fired. I like my RPK to chug along slowly on the standard motor. For example, if players are stacked up behind hard cover, a few...

Jokes about white sugar are very common. Jokes about brown sugar? Demerara.

I used to be a DJ at Stonehenge and Avebury but... I no longer mix in those circles.

Pretty pleased with myself. I just passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas...

I know I've said it before but... I don't take Mrs TPH skirmishing, one (minor) reason being the misogynistic patches/'banter'/jokes. However, a friend will only play these days with several supportive friends or with their fellow trans team members at their home site. I'd rather they could...

I'd say CYMA 048 tbh. The lad has one and its performed solidly for years. I like the LCT too, but the mags are not generic. The Lad loses a mag and I lend him one. My pal Keith loses a mag and he had to ask the whole damn site for an LCT one. He played with a single lent mid-cap all day...

Jesus wept!!! 😂🤣 Uncle Bob went on a roller coaster, and the woman next to him wouldn't stop screaming. Seriously, it was like she'd never seen a penis before...

What's peoples' views on the colour of the bluing? Seems not quite right to me tbh.

New all wood stocked SCD40 rif from S&T. Available at present from Taiwan Gun: https://www.taiwangun.com/assault-rifle-aeg/svt-40-aeg-rifle-replica-real-wood-s-t Not sure I'm up for one at that price.

Nicking each others kit was almost compulsory for punk. Back to topic... I had the first pain free exercise session on a hard floor for nearly 14 years tonight. Forgot to take my pain killers and actually had less pain than I usually do with them. Funnily enough I wrestled for a couple of...

If you learn to dribble at the same time you've reached master level! Me: "Can I borrow the new book about Cockney swear words?" Librarian: "You can't". Me: "Yes, that's the one"...