Cromulon1994

Heres my A&K Winchester 1892.
 
These normally have more leaks than the Mccanns alibis.
This does not. Its seals are tighter than the locks on Joseph Fritzls basement. 
 
I've also refinished the metalwork, though not the actual mechanism, and taken the stock orange varnish off. The same shade Katie price is currently using I believe. I've gone over it with the finest wood oil that I could find in the back of the garage. Given the stock a few knocks, been beaten up more than Jonny Depp.
 
Its does actually shoot quite well if you use it like a martini Henry, and live out your Zulu war fantasies. 
In reality this probably means it's good for shooting the opposition if they're armed with nought but a pointy stick. And then you'll lose the second game.
 
It'll look good on the wall of your mancave, which is the middle class word for mastabatorium. Or even pride of place in the living room, take the pictures of the kids down, what have they ever done for you, right? 
 
I'm open to offers, if it doesnt go it'll just sit on the project pile, though I'm going to use it as a single shot breech loader if I still have it next weekends western game.
 
Swaps for revolvers are a possibility.
 
Please have a defence. Shooting the neighbour's cats, no matter how many times they shit on the lawn is frowned upon and not a defence apparently.
BlOoDy UkArA pOlIcE.
 
First to see may not buy.
 
Collection preferred. 
 
Oh, and just incase. Hello Mack's. 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bought new about 4 weeks ago.
 
Not gamed with, saw a steel and wood AKM and impulse bought.
 
Cars power steering pump has decided to start screeming, selling this softens the blow a bit.
 
I only play cqb or western games so I really don't know why I bought it to be honest.
 
Collection strongly prefered, Stoke on Trent, Staffs.

Regretfully I'm selling my TM SPAS-12 - this is the version everyone wants with the folding stock. Comes boxed with original accessories (strap, packet of BBs, instructions, 4 shells (3 in the box 1 in the chamber), basically everything pictured...).
 
Condition is really good - there's only a couple of minor scratches which should be visible in the photos (if not, it just shows how small they are). It's 100% working and I've never had any issues. The box is also i surprisingly good condition, perfect for collectors.
 
Please message me any questions you may have. Listing is also on several other websites - but there is only one for sale. These can easily go for £300+, I'm looking for £275 + postage/packaging. Collection also available from Manchester.

6mm Umarex SAA
Will come with standard wood effect grips not the John Wayne ones as waiting for the standard grips to arrive.
 
16" barrel. Metal construction.
The ejector works and is taken from a Tanaka
Fixed hop
Power down shells and hammer striker filed down a touch.
Reproduction 1860 Army stock, removes and refits with one screw. Hooks into the recess where the C02 screw goes.
One of a kind and a left field alternative to a KTW Winchester.
Selling as at the western games all I tend to end up using is one revolver no matter how much stuff I bring, and I enjoyed making this.
 
Collection preferred.
 
It's expensive but it's a one off. Happy to defend the price on Mack's 😄

Official foam lined scorpion evo hardcase. 
Surplus to requirements. 
 
£55 Inc postage
 
 
 

Umarex H8R gen 1
With a fixed hop added. Works best with 23s or 25s.
Red dot
Ghetto tracer adapter (but hey, it works) 
tracer unit, if you don't want the tracer I have a spare barrel end I could either change it for or give it a touch up. The white is ptfe tape, it gives the thread of the tracer sonething to self tap on to. Like i said, Ghetto but it works. 
Painted metal cote gunmetal. 
Up for trades, though 70 quid collected takes it with the red dot, no tracer. 
1 disc mag only as I want the others for my blade runner one. I believe they're 15 quid for 3.
Also have a torch/red dot that looks the part on it if interested. 
 
Would trade/px for an asg schofield. 

Up for sale is my Tokyo Marui Glock 17, had it for about 2 years now and has been great, but want to slim my collection a bit. Comes with 6x Tokyo Marui standard sized magazines.
 
Price includes next day delivery and PayPal fees.

Echo 1 GAT 
AEG
Has semi and full auto, unlike the RWA one
Steel upper has been oil and heat blued
1 mid and 1 high cap
Boxed 
Has a mag pouch
Can be run with the foregrip and a reasonable sized batter or a small one can fit in the barrel shroud for a much cleaner look.
Price is all in.
 
Would prefer a trade for a western revolver though.
 

Echo 1 GAT 
AEG
Has semi and full auto, unlike the RWA one
Steel upper has been oil and heat blued
1 mid and 1 high cap
Boxed 
Has a mag pouch
Can be run with the foregrip and a reasonable sized batter or a small one can fit in the barrel shroud for a much cleaner look.
Price is all in.
 
Would prefer a trade for a western revolver though.
 

Boxed TM Spas 12 package - 
TM Spas 12
Stock (with hook!)
Salamander style M4 mag adapter 
M4 Magazine 
Angled foregrip
Upgraded 475MM KM Planning stainless steel inner barrels
Spare inner barrels 
3D printed shell holder 
Speed loader 
Various other spares/attachments as seen
£300 + postage

Heres my A&K Winchester 1892.
 
These normally have more leaks than the Mccanns alibis.
This does not. Its seals are tighter than the locks on Joseph Fritzls basement. 
 
I've also refinished the metalwork, though not the actual mechanism, and taken the stock orange varnish off. The same shade Katie price is currently using I believe. I've gone over it with the finest wood oil that I could find in the back of the garage. Given the stock a few knocks, been beaten up more than Jonny Depp.
 
Its does actually shoot quite well if you use it like a martini Henry, and live out your Zulu war fantasies. 
In reality this probably means it's good for shooting the opposition if they're armed with nought but a pointy stick. And then you'll lose the second game.
 
It'll look good on the wall of your mancave, which is the middle class word for mastabatorium. Or even pride of place in the living room, take the pictures of the kids down, what have they ever done for you, right? 
 
I'm open to offers, if it doesnt go it'll just sit on the project pile, though I'm going to use it as a single shot breech loader if I still have it next weekends western game.
 
Swaps for revolvers are a possibility.
 
Please have a defence. Shooting the neighbour's cats, no matter how many times they shit on the lawn is frowned upon and not a defence apparently.
BlOoDy UkArA pOlIcE.
 
First to see may not buy.
 
Collection preferred. 
 
Oh, and just incase. Hello Mack's. 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

For sale.
 
A rectangular cardboard box. Good quality print work. A lovely shade of brown.
 
Comes with a completely crap king arms SAA. Would look good if you want something to put on your wall and show both your love for guns and your solidarity for the LGBTQ community with its rainbow colour scheme. 
It holds gas. When you pull the trigger some even comes out of the barrel. Though most goes somewhere else. Mostly on your hand. Hell, run it on propane, who doesn't want their hand to smell like rotten anus? Reminds me of when uncle Brian used to come round for playtime...
 
It comes with 6 shells, so if you are stupid enough to already own one of these then hooray, you have a means of carrying another 6 shots of bitter disappointment. And some spares so you can prolong your poor decision even further.
 
This one has been customised. Actually, I'm going to call it weathering. By that I mean I dropped it on a slab about 10 minutes ago by accident while trying to be pretty good. Turns out I'm not pretty good.
 
What else...
 
Oh, faux wood grips that look like they were fashioned from a mid 1990s rover interior.
 
It has a gun sock too to keep it looking pristine. Until you twirl it and it lands on something hard. Like a slab.
 
Or, for the teenagers browsing this forum, the sock could good for a wank or two while watching the free bit of porn that comes on telly between midnight and 1am because mum put a filter on the internet. 
 
So , what this is is a gun for everyone. Horny teenagers, the downtrodden, the weirdos and those who like something a bit custom.
 
So for this unique opportunity to own something I can't be arsed to put in the bin, I am asking for 35 of your hard earned (or if your furloughed, hard wanked) great british queens pounds please, that includes paying a man in shorts to come and post a sorry we missed you card through your letterbox and kick your cat in the face on the way back up the drive. And in return you'll get the most honestly described airsoft gun since jambwow discovered crack.
 
 
 
 
 
 

As title. 
I know what it's going to cost roughly, ideally looking for one already in the UK. 
Thanks. 

A&K M1892 Randall
 
300 fps on 0.25g bb on ultraair. 
 
I'm good condition, wood version. Has the specific loader present. 
 
Trades for a nice revolver, pistol or cash. 
 
 
 

Withdrew previous listing after putting it back to original length. 
 
Model gun company calico m1000 from the late 80s. Its a non blowback gas gun with an internal hi cap magazine of 900 bbs, and an internal gas reservoir. The gas reservoir holds enough gas for at least 100 shots. 
 
I've put it back to a standard furniture. Still has the ris rail attached however which is not standard. 
 
Gun holds gas and shoots as it should. 
 
I have not chronod it, but being Japanese it should not be over 1 joule. It does not appear to fire hot. I expect around 280 fps.
 
Would consider a trade for a TM 1911, TM Desert Eagle or TM revolver. 
 
The red dot is just a cheap little thing that can go with it. 
 
No box. 
 
Would prefer trades to cash. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

We bulldog with 5 magazines. 
 
3 mags are gas tight.
 
2 are leaking. 
 
The mags are the full size px4 ones. 4 are WE, one is Marui. 
 
Paint has worn in areas, it's been used. 
 
In good working condition.
 
I would prefer collection from Stoke on trent, and I'm open to swaps/px, I need another trishot, or a revolver. 
 
 
 

Holy space balls, it's an MGC calico m1000. 
 
***borrowed a fill valve, it works as it should***
 
 
Currently lacking a fill valve which is ksc spec- £5 ish from milspec.  
I might be able to get a fill valve myself. Then it'll be sold as a fully working model. 
I bought this weeks ago from japan, and almost consigned myself to thinking it had been seized and destroyed but it has turned up.
 
But, I have since bought a suzuki TL1000R that needs love. And money.
 
I believe this is only the 2nd one in the UK although feel free to prove me wrong. 
It's a gas, non blowback design with a massive internal magazine of 900ish bbs. 
 
Would also be a good base to stick an aep gearbox inside. 
 
As with most old Japanese guns (this is late 80s) it is quite plasticy, and pre dates the hop unit. 
 
The stock is steel and has surface rust.
 
Looking for £95, collection preferred but may post for cost. 
 
Will come with the sling. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This is my blunderbuss, based off a denix replica. 
 
The stock is wood, the metal is all metal. Chinesium, but it's metal. 
 
Frankly, this is probably the second most useless airsoft gun in existence.
Looking at you, WE Luger...
 
But if you're still reading by now, you don't this small inconvenience.
Good. I like you. 
 
Essentially, I made this just to see if it was possible, as it says on the website "cannot be made to fire any projectile"
 
Well, hold my rum.
 
It fires a 20mm madbull shotgun shell. There's no inner barrel, so it's just spread. It's fiddly to reload but there's a nack to lining up the pin in the pan. 
I got kills with last week so that has essentially concluded my build process and it's time to make something else. 
 
So here's my grand sales pitch. 
 
Negatives:
It's really slow to reload.
It's got a really bad range. 
It's not got any rails. 
It's got no sights. 
Milsimmers will laugh at you. 
 
Postives:
It looks piratey. 
 
 
 
It's admittedly mostly a showpiece, it's a good laugh and it's unique... Probably because it's a terrible idea. 
 
 
 
I would prefer a trade for a pistol, and in person would be best-I can show you how it works properly, although I can do a video of the loading process if that's not an option. I will re iterate, its a bit fiddly. I have 1 shell for this, I can't let the others go as they're borrowed. 
 
There are videos of this shooting on UKAC (am I allowed to mention that here?) 
 
Open to an offer of around £100 but I would really prefer some sort of swap. 
 
Open to most things really. 
Worst I can say is no. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This is my blunderbuss, based off a denix replica. 
 
The stock is wood, the metal is all metal. Chinesium, but it's metal. 
 
Frankly, this is probably the second most useless airsoft gun in existence.
Looking at you, WE Luger...
 
But if you're still reading by now, you don't this small inconvenience.
Good. I like you. 
 
Essentially, I made this just to see if it was possible, as it says on the website "cannot be made to fire any projectile"
 
Well, hold my rum.
 
It fires a 20mm madbull shotgun shell. There's no inner barrel, so it's just spread. It's fiddly to reload but there's a nack to lining up the pin in the pan. 
I got kills with last week so that has essentially concluded my build process and it's time to make something else. 
 
So here's my grand sales pitch. 
 
Negatives:
It's really slow to reload.
It's got a really bad range. 
It's not got any rails. 
It's got no sights. 
Milsimmers will laugh at you. 
 
Postives:
It looks piratey. 
 
 
 
It's admittedly mostly a showpiece, it's a good laugh and it's unique... Probably because it's a terrible idea. 
 
 
 
I would prefer a trade for a pistol, and in person would be best-I can show you how it works properly, although I can do a video of the loading process if that's not an option. I will re iterate, its a bit fiddly. I have 1 shell for this, I can't let the others go as they're borrowed. 
 
There are videos of this shooting on UKAC (am I allowed to mention that here?) 
 
Open to an offer of around £100 but I would really prefer some sort of swap. 
 
Open to most things really. 
Worst I can say is no. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

This is my blunderbuss, based off a denix replica. 
 
The stock is wood, the metal is all metal. Chinesium, but it's metal. 
 
Frankly, this is probably the second most useless airsoft gun in existence.
Looking at you, WE Luger...
 
But if you're still reading by now, you don't this small inconvenience.
Good. I like you. 
 
Essentially, I made this just to see if it was possible, as it says on the website "cannot be made to fire any projectile"
 
Well, hold my rum.
 
It fires a 20mm madbull shotgun shell. There's no inner barrel, so it's just spread. It's fiddly to reload but there's a nack to lining up the pin in the pan. 
I got kills with last week so that has essentially concluded my build process and it's time to make something else. 
 
So here's my grand sales pitch. 
 
Negatives:
It's really slow to reload.
It's got a really bad range. 
It's not got any rails. 
It's got no sights. 
Milsimmers will laugh at you. 
 
Postives:
It looks piratey. 
 
 
 
It's admittedly mostly a showpiece, it's a good laugh and it's unique... Probably because it's a terrible idea. 
 
 
 
I would prefer a trade for a pistol, and in person would be best-I can show you how it works properly, although I can do a video of the loading process if that's not an option. I will re iterate, its a bit fiddly. I have 1 shell for this, I can't let the others go as they're borrowed. 
 
There are videos of this shooting on UKAC (am I allowed to mention that here?) 
 
Open to an offer of around £100 but I would really prefer some sort of swap. 
 
Open to most things really. 
Worst I can say is no.