Thanks for replying. I have the pistols, I took a few photos just for you, complete with a close up of the 'tenderizer'. I have decided to link to them rather than embed directly because I'm not sure exactly how embedding works on this forum and I don't want to accidentally create a post with 4 massive pictures that takes up the whole screen. Anyway, the links are below.
http://i.imgur.com/GSN1w2K.jpg The Beretta
http://i.imgur.com/bkHRdW0.jpg The Hi-Capa
http://i.imgur.com/wo0kfnp.jpg The barrel of the Hi-Capa
http://i.imgur.com/Z3kdxsI.jpg Both guns, for size comparison
Maybe we'll run into each other at The Mall.
dapprman, one of the things people keep telling me is to go with fun and aesthetics rather than efficiency or realism, which is partially why I'm happy to just go in guns akimbo for now. Having said that, I'm sure I'll get an SMG or a rifle of some sort a few paychecks down the line. Any recommendations?