what does your other half think of your airsofting??

[Sitting Duck]

a funny quote a while back about women.....

Capital Radio London famous "Dave from Epsom"

Women - I just don't get them...

I go out on a Friday night, come home on the Sunday and somebody has given her the right hump

I'm left thinking - Well it can't have been me, I ain't been here !!!!

pure brilliance - but I wouldn't go to him for relationship advice

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

^ My guess is whoever gave her the right hump climbed out a window shortly after he opened the front door

 

[TheFull9]

I see an awful lot of "she calls it sad", "doesn't get why I need to much camo/so many guns", "huffs when yet another package turns up" yet nobody asking why said females 'need' 200 pairs of shoes and how that is in any way different?

If I ever went out with a girl and she lacked the cranial capacity to acknowledge such a simple fact, she'd get the boot fairly sharpish. People who're unable to look at anything from others' perspectives (and get shitty about it) are definitely a pet hate.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

People who're unable to look at anything from others' perspectives (and get sh*tty about it) are definitely a pet hate.

Mate thats just called a wife/girlfriend its the price everyman pays for getting laid regularly.

 

[Antt570]

Mate thats just called a wife/girlfriend its the price everyman pays for getting laid regularly.

...regularly?

 

[TheFull9]

Every married man I know (after the honeymoon period) does nothing but complain about things in that regard. And that's before they have kids, then they just stop with that stuff entirely. Doesn't sound like a price worth paying to my mind.

 

[GiantKiwi]

I'm glad I don't have another half at the moment, don't think many would approve of how much i spend on certain items

 

[Samurai]

Every married man I know (after the honeymoon period) does nothing but complain about things in that regard. And that's before they have kids, then they just stop with that stuff entirely.

Yes, but it takes 2 people. Keep treating her the same as before the wedding and there will be sex.

This is too deep for an airsoft forum.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Every married man I know (after the honeymoon period) does nothing but complain about things in that regard. And that's before they have kids, then they just stop with that stuff entirely. Doesn't sound like a price worth paying to my mind.

That sounds like the same excuse every single guy uses when they cant get a woman.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Double post bloody phone

 

[TheFull9]

That sounds like the same excuse every single guy uses when they cant get a woman.

Are you actually addressing that at me or am I reading it the wrong way? It comes across like you are, but I don't wanna kick off some argument if you're not actually talking about me. And if you were taking the other stuff personally because I repeated what other married men have said to me, don't. I wasn't saying that's what happens with you personally, I was just passing on what I've heard since I've no experience of married life. That's what my last girlfriend wanted, but it doesn't interest or appeal to me, so that's not the direction I've chosen to go with my life.

 

[Sitting Duck]

mellow chaps........

it will always be like that, they don't get us men

and we certainly will never understand women

dunno why our setup works so far for so long when many other couples have split up

I work nights during the week so the only time we get pissed off with each other is at weekends

during the week we got the perfect marriage

we don't see each other much so we don't argue really

it is just the weekends for some reason we piss each other off ???

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Are you actually addressing that at me or am I reading it the wrong way? It comes across like you are, but I don't wanna kick off some argument if you're not actually talking about me. And if you were taking the other stuff personally because I repeated what other married men have said to me, don't. I wasn't saying that's what happens with you personally, I was just passing on what I've heard since I've no experience of married life. That's what my last girlfriend wanted, but it doesn't interest or appeal to me, so that's not the direction I've chosen to go with my life.

It was a joke if I offended you that wasn't the intent but seriously lighten up. Not interested in getting in a keyboard warrior argument.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

mellow chaps........

it will always be like that, they don't get us men

and we certainly will never understand women

dunno why our setup works so far for so long when many other couples have split up

I work nights during the week so the only time we get pissed off with each other is at weekends

during the week we got the perfect marriage

we don't see each other much so we don't argue really

it is just the weekends for some reason we piss each other off ???

I get that the saying is "absence makes the heart grow fonder" which I why the wife loves me more when I am not there.

 

[M_P]

It was a joke if I offended you that wasn't the intent but seriously lighten up. Not interested in getting in a keyboard warrior argument.

Perhaps it's worth thinking about how your own posts come across to others then.

 

[TheFull9]

It was a joke if I offended you that wasn't the intent but seriously lighten up. Not interested in getting in a keyboard warrior argument.

What part of "I don't wanna kick off some argument" made you thought I was interested in that? I'm sure you're the same as me and everyone else on here, nobody needs to spend their time having slanging matches on forums, that's why I asked what your intention was rather than getting offended and then replying. I think you might want to perhaps consider bearing in mind that there is literally no way for me to somehow telepathically sense your sarcasm or comedic tone of voice on a forum post, I don't know you or anything about your character. Expecting total strangers to 'lighten up' and just automatically get your intention through text is a little unreasonable.

 

[Sitting Duck]

Perhaps it's worth thinking about how your own posts come across to others then.

Not trying to be a mum or referee here chaps but often me & Lozart have not quite seen exactly eye to eye

sometimes mine and/or his posts could be interpreted two ways

(and yes I will admit once or twice I could of - well have take it perhaps the wrong way at first)

All said n done I'm the first and probably my own worst critic - I'll often play the dumb a$$ fool

and get in to take a pop at myself before anybody else does....

I try not to take life too seriously, death is much more serious on the other hand

I have options to accept comments and not take them too seriously

I could reply with a bit of wit or accept them as a light hearted jest

Or I can take them seriously - we all face choices like this in life again n again

The trouble is often a light hearted joke or jest is very often at somebody's expense

edit - removed the stuff I am worrying about atm

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Perhaps it's worth thinking about how your own posts come across to others then.

We can all be guilty of that sometimes, same as we can all be guilty of getting on our high horse. I have taken things the wrong way but will usually admit when I got it wrong and apologise to the other person. I have posted things that have been taken the wrong way as well and also apologised for that. I come on here to help others out and get help myself and have the occasional laugh and a bit of banter. If some one takes the mick or makes a joke at my expense then I laugh with them. As I said offending someone isnt my intent but if I do I am not really overly worried either. I think most people get me and I have helped more than I have offended. So if a few keyboard warriors along the way get upset tough. Anyone who has met me in person off here can probably confirm I am a generally friendly person.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

I have/am still worrying about - not how you lot on here see me

I personally think your a great bloke with a good sense of humour that brightens my day. Lozart is a good bloke as well who I have met face to face. As for anyone else if they have a problem its theirs.

 

[shortman]

Wow! Shit got deep in here real quick. Rember guys we are all guys, its them tit owning lady folk who are the real enemy!