De-Railed discussions / Rants etc

[emilianoksa]

Well I've done a bit of research (Badabing video ?) and now I understand why it is on sale. VFC apparently so the externals are great, but the performance is not. And it is ridiculously overpriced.

40 quid for a spare mag!

No thanks.

 

[GrimSqueeker]

Flash deals almost over, just bought one thanks Skintrade

 

[Huxley]

Well my cadpat patrol rig has arrived from Montréal, gets delivered tuesday.

But £62 customs charge, jesus wept. Would have asked them to send a tube of Ky with it.

 

[FreeFrag.UK]

Well my cadpat patrol rig has arrived from Montréal, gets delivered tuesday.

But £62 customs charge, jesus wept. Would have asked them to send a tube of Ky with it.

Have you attempted to work out what you should actually be paying when it comes to the associated fees? From personal experience I've found that some of the fees issued seem to have been worked out using a blindfold, darts and a dartboard.

 

[Huxley]

Have you attempted to work out what you should actually be paying when it comes to the associated fees? From personal experience I've found that some of the fees issued seem to have been worked out using a blindfold, darts and a dartboard.

 It's something like £44 vat plus handling and duty.

Hmm seems it should be £56, trouble is I've paid and hmrc are a mare.

Might just bite the bullet, it's not worth the aggro.

 

[Resistor170]

I'm here quicker than I thought. 

Fucking animal rights. Me the wife and baby got stuck waiting for a bus one day in London for a couple of hours or more. Buses weren't able to run as their was an 'animal rights' march going on. (its getting bigger and bigger each year apparently) ???. 

Who the fuck decides what animals want? Hold on I'll ask a sheep... Baaaaaa, OK maybe let's try a cow.... Moooooooooo, OK what's that horse?.... Neeeeeiiiigghhhhhh, and dog?... Woof. I could go on but we all know what noises animals make. 

However, haha, some people seem to think differently. Somehow.

I'm not sure about anyone else but I would be pissed off if someone was trying to talk for me.

Now, I just did a questionnaire to the animals and the results are as follows.

The sheep went baaaaa

The cow went moooo

The horse went neigh

The dog went woof

Very interesting indeed. I have no fucking idea what they mean. 

I read animal farm - great book, but it's fiction

I have watched babe - fiction, talking animals on a farm

I have watched watership down - fiction, but made me well up because I have emotional damage from past

I have watched ratatouille - fiction, great film, talking rat who can cook too

I'll stop there and though this is layed out for the comedy value the blunt truth is that these animal rights shite didn't exist before people started twisting and distorting glorious nature into some sick and narrow minded humanitised hideous outlook on the planet. 

Thanks Lewis for showing me where to go, though you may regret it soon ?

 

[Prisce]

I'm here quicker than I thought. 

Fucking animal rights. Me the wife and baby got stuck waiting for a bus one day in London for a couple of hours or more. Buses weren't able to run as their was an 'animal rights' march going on. (its getting bigger and bigger each year apparently) ???. 

Who the fuck decides what animals want? Hold on I'll ask a sheep... Baaaaaa, OK maybe let's try a cow.... Moooooooooo, OK what's that horse?.... Neeeeeiiiigghhhhhh, and dog?... Woof. I could go on but we all know what noises animals make. 

However, haha, some people seem to think differently. Somehow.

I'm not sure about anyone else but I would be pissed off if someone was trying to talk for me.

Now, I just did a questionnaire to the animals and the results are as follows.

The sheep went baaaaa

The cow went moooo

The horse went neigh

The dog went woof

Very interesting indeed. I have no fucking idea what they mean. 

I read animal farm - great book, but it's fiction

I have watched babe - fiction, talking animals on a farm

I have watched watership down - fiction, but made me well up because I have emotional damage from past

I have watched ratatouille - fiction, great film, talking rat who can cook too

I'll stop there and though this is layed out for the comedy value the blunt truth is that these animal rights shite didn't exist before people started twisting and distorting glorious nature into some sick and narrow minded humanitised hideous outlook on the planet. 

Thanks Lewis for showing me where to go, though you may regret it soon ?

Definitely a City slicker. 

So you agree its ok to torture animals? 

 

[Druid799]

How do you know if someone’s a Vegan ? 

They tell you ! Oh by Christ do they tell you again and again and again !?‍

 

[Skara]

I'm here quicker than I thought. 

Fucking animal rights. Me the wife and baby got stuck waiting for a bus one day in London for a couple of hours or more. Buses weren't able to run as their was an 'animal rights' march going on. (its getting bigger and bigger each year apparently) ???. 

Who the fuck decides what animals want? Hold on I'll ask a sheep... Baaaaaa, OK maybe let's try a cow.... Moooooooooo, OK what's that horse?.... Neeeeeiiiigghhhhhh, and dog?... Woof. I could go on but we all know what noises animals make. 

However, haha, some people seem to think differently. Somehow.

I'm not sure about anyone else but I would be pissed off if someone was trying to talk for me.

Now, I just did a questionnaire to the animals and the results are as follows.

The sheep went baaaaa

The cow went moooo

The horse went neigh

The dog went woof

Very interesting indeed. I have no fucking idea what they mean. 

I read animal farm - great book, but it's fiction

I have watched babe - fiction, talking animals on a farm

I have watched watership down - fiction, but made me well up because I have emotional damage from past

I have watched ratatouille - fiction, great film, talking rat who can cook too

I'll stop there and though this is layed out for the comedy value the blunt truth is that these animal rights shite didn't exist before people started twisting and distorting glorious nature into some sick and narrow minded humanitised hideous outlook on the planet. 

Thanks Lewis for showing me where to go, though you may regret it soon ?

The heck did I just read?

 

[Prisce]

How do you know if someone’s a Vegan ? 

They tell you ! Oh by Christ do they tell you again and again and again !?‍

Screw Vegans. The majority are self important arseholes. It’s just this new fad everyone wants to be apart of. 

If we were not supposed to eat meat, why would they make it so delicious?

 

[Immortal]

This reminds me of a discussion with a vegan at work about why we have canine teeth and incisors. :lol:

 

[Skara]

Lel vegans, had a terrible experience a few years ago.

As a scout chief, I try to give the boys a clean, unbiased point of view on how the world is currently working so that they can develop their own thoughts

They wanted to know more about vegans so we got in contact with a family who ran an animal shelter and decided to spend a few days with them.

what a terrible mistake..

We found out they were the worst kind of vegan, they couldn't stand our presence just because they knew we eat meat.

turned out the wife was switching sex after giving birth to 2 children, the man wanted to strip naked and live in the forest. Literally every vegan stereotype was present in those 2 individuals. when we got home we bought a whole pig and roasted it to cleanse us from that filth xD

on the other hand I know a couple of vegan girls, actually pretty cute, and they don't give a shit if someone eats meat

EDIT: for the record, those 2 girls actually like meat, if you know what I mean ?

 

[Seven]

Lel vegans, had a terrible experience a few years ago.

As a scout chief, I try to give the boys a clean, unbiased point of view on how the world is currently working so that they can develop their own thoughts

They wanted to know more about vegans so we got in contact with a family who ran an animal shelter and decided to spend a few days with them.

what a terrible mistake..

We found out they were the worst kind of vegan, they couldn't stand our presence just because they knew we eat meat.

turned out the wife was switching sex after giving birth to 2 children, the man wanted to strip naked and live in the forest. Literally every vegan stereotype was present in those 2 individuals. when we got home we bought a whole pig and roasted it to cleanse us from that filth xD

on the other hand I know a couple of vegan girls, actually pretty cute, and they don't give a shit if someone eats meat

Yeah, as much as I give vegans a hard time... Coz they're stupid in my opinion ... There are a select few that are ok, like those girls you mention.

It's the ones that never stop going on about it... I wanna feed them to a fuckin lion!

Or worse yet, the ones that like to force their beliefs on others, especially those that can't speak for themselves. There is an entire community of vegans that force veganism on their pet cats and they post picture after picture of these shells of an animal. Seriously malnourished and sick creatures.

That shit is criminal! I would be close to murder if I witnessed that in person.

Fair warning, if you decide to Google that shit, be warned, it's quite disturbing.

 

[Skara]

Ye I've seen live examples, the family I mentioned tried to enforce veganism to their house cats, but it didn't really work out as they lived in a farm full of mice.

That was the first time I witnessed God's perfect killing machines doing their jobs and it was amazing

They had quite weird animals tho, there was this huge pig named Gorgo which behaved like a dog ? super gentle with the kids, super playful ?

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Vegans are the greatest people on earth.

They leave all the bacon and steak for those of us who appreciate it. They also provide hours of entertainment when bored and feel like winding someone up. The only thing better is feminists and these weird gender rights people ?

 

[L3wisD]

Aaaaand we'll just move this whole thread to the off-topic discussion now.

Thanks Lewis for showing me where to go, though you may regret it soon ?

 

[Adolf Hamster]

Look, the vegans have a point, theres too much inneffeciency in raising meat, much more effecient to get rid of grazing land for kale farms.

I would ask that anyone who shares my opinion join me in ensuring we rid the world of meat products as quickly as possible, it will be tough going but if everyone has a minimum of a bacon sandwich and a burger every day we can soon get rid of all the animals.

#makeachange

 

[Immortal]

Vegans need to eat about 3 fields each a day to get almost enough energy as one dead juicy lump of meat minced into a patty.

It would be greener to get rid of Vegans. And the world would be happier too. :lol:

 

[Prisce]

If we’re getting rid of vegans, can we have a vote on who else to get rid of?

 

[Immortal]

Seem's fair. I'll get my coat....