You know you've been playing too much airsoft when...

[Klayer04]

You have a joint degree in Engrish and Applied Dremel

 

[paperpirate]

when you find bb's in the rolled up sleeves of chef whites. seriously, how did it get there! my washing machine is plotting against me

 

[tashidalek]

When someone throws a paper airplane at you in college and you shout hit, and then tell them to shout when they are throwing pyro at you.

 

[Rock-climby-Dave]

why would anyone shout when throwing pyro?

I only ever shout pyro/grenade when throwing sticks/tennis balls in a vain attempt to flush the enemy out of a bunker and into my fire.

 

[Nickona]

wehn you're writting an essay and write scar and think of the gun :/

 

[tashidalek]

why would anyone shout when throwing pyro?I only ever shout pyro/grenade when throwing sticks/tennis balls in a vain attempt to flush the enemy out of a bunker and into my fire.

Site rule, when throwing PYRO shout pyro so people know to watch their heads, i think its a unique rule to our site,

 

[Rock-climby-Dave]

BB's hurt a damn sight more than a MK5 thrown at full whack - do you have to shout before opening fire ?

what site is it?

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Perhaps he means BFGs? We're only allowed to throw them under arm through doors and stuff, you can't full-on lob them miles.

 

[Governor]

I think we have all done this at one point or another xD
Another one is when you play BF3 with your airsoft team shouting out commands and playing super tactical

**Part of your team...

 

[tashidalek]

Sorry i mean BFG not pyro, Long day in kitchen had our EHO inspection. You only have to shout PYRO when throwing MK9 (into office buildings) and when throwing BFG and impacts. sorry.

 

[geoffreym]

when someone shouts grenade at the club and you dive onto the floor.

 

[SheriffHD]

when you have a pistol attached behind your front door, by your bed, in your kitchen, two feet from the sofa. and one hidden under the toilet.........

(friends dont like comming round my place, they know they will get shot at some point.

 

[geoffreym]

when you have a pistol attached behind your front door, by your bed, in your kitchen, two feet from the sofa. and one hidden under the toilet.........
(friends dont like comming round my place, they know they will get shot at some point.

same, but limited to front/back doors, bedroom and main stairs lol

 

[l96Freeman]

when your eating popcorn and bite a bb which was at the bottom of the bag :blink: (true story)

 

[Liam Porter]

I've never had BBs in my food before..

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

I have to watch where I step in my room to avoid stepping on BBs, it bloody right hurts lol.

I keep finding them in my bed and in creases in my clothes and the other day I even found on imbedded in my wall between my TV cabinet and my CD collection, I had no idea how I managed to accidentally fire a shot into my wall, so accurately that it missed everything important to me by literally a fraction of a millimetre lol. I had to literally pry it out of the wall with a knife it was lodged in there so far.

Must've been with my gas sniper before I got rid of it.

 

[Southdown Airsoft]

When you start up, and run an airsoft site...

 

[Tariq]

When your housemate from 1 floor below you asks why he keeps finding white balls in his room, despite me actually never going in there

 

[Nickona]

I was just playing CoD 2 over lan with some friends an was actually shouting c'mon I hit you and take you bl**dy hits!

 

[SheriffHD]

New one, i just took my pc appart and i found 2 BB's inside my case lodged under my HDD