RostokMcSpoons
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You pull the trigger and your pistol shits the bed
You pull the trigger and....
...You've got the safety on, and you swear so loudly thinking it's broken that your enemy hears you, turns around and shoots you
...You've forgotten to cock it (more swearing, same result. Should buy a double action pistol next time)
...You've forgotten to put a magazine in it, they're all still nicely ensconced in their pouches
...You've forgotten to put BBs in the magazine
...You've run out of gas already cos you spent too much time showing off how well it shoots in the cold
Or...
... You draw the pistol from the holster and manage to very smoothly eject the magazine in the same movement
None of these things have ever happened to me, honest!
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