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AK47frizzle
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Well, moving away from snottingham...
I've never thought about that idea.... seems so simple yet a lot of us don't even think about it.
I'll start putting those spare £1-2 I'm left with after a day's spending and put it towards something nice! (Maybe a good day out with my future gf if i'm ever lucky, well... i'm not... sob sob... well, my guitar playing skills are good, I can play romantic songs bit mostly sad songs for some reason..... might woo them)
I've never thought about that idea.... seems so simple yet a lot of us don't even think about it.
I'll start putting those spare £1-2 I'm left with after a day's spending and put it towards something nice! (Maybe a good day out with my future gf if i'm ever lucky, well... i'm not... sob sob... well, my guitar playing skills are good, I can play romantic songs bit mostly sad songs for some reason..... might woo them)
Airsoft-Ed
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Or maybe, just demonstrate that you have a penis. You could piss against a wall or something.
No one's a Brummy on here... are they?
Pahaha
No one's a Brummy on here... are they?
Pahaha
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Liverpool, lads. i'd only been living there four days when a woman offered me a blowjob for £15 - I got the feeling she was expecting me to haggle so maybe a tenner was the real price...?
Oh yeah, and that wasn't back in the days where one would pay one's tailor in guineas, but one's helmet polisher in shillings, it was fcuking 2001!
Oh yeah, and that wasn't back in the days where one would pay one's tailor in guineas, but one's helmet polisher in shillings, it was fcuking 2001!
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Haha, haggle it down, pissing myself :lol:
jcheeseright
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always barter with whores, I thought that was rule #1!?
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How else do you think ke$ha got a recording contract?!
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You'd probably be surprised at how ordinary most of the talent are. Obviously there are a few that believe their own press, but they're not usually the ones who'll be around for long. Being a star is a small part of the job, laying down vox is another. You know when somebody will be around in some capacity for time because they know that their performance is just raw product.
Ke$ha got her contract the same way as anybody else - somebody who could afford to pay the likes of me thought that she could be shoehorned into the white dancer/singer package, as created by Madonna and pillaged by Britney Spears, that would sell. Simple as. They were right. Does she spend her time off camera strutting about self consciously aggressively flirting with her bare flesh, but still managing to lead with her lip gloss? Does she bollocks! She's a dancer, she lopes about in sweats with her hair tied right back and battered comfy trainers on her feet, probably some kind of lip balm to make sure that dehydration during run throughs doesn't do anything to her lips that'll make her make-up artist tell her off...
It's the same with anyone. Think of whomever you consider to be someone whose recording contract was a foregone conclusion due to sheer talent and i could show you somebody equally talented whom you've never heard of despite them having been around for the same length of time and having had all the self belief and perseverance to keep plugging away in the hope that they'll get a deal... and who knows, they might...
The bloke who could have been Tom Jones if there wasn't one already, but writes his own material too, may get a gig singing his heart out at a piano... if demographic and economic projections suggest that middle aged women will see on average a rise in disposable income within the next financial year.
There's a superfluity of white 'family friendly' boy/girl bands reaching an age at which the spotless character is starting to wear a bit thin and they are branching out into slightly more risque material in the hope of developing a new market, say. Time to get some new sparkly young wholesome white virgins on the job? Don't panic, there's a never ending supply of them in the pipeline. No, time to call that kid whose voice became really distinctive as they grew older until they got quietly dropped even from backing vocals, b/c the bv's aren't supposed to upstage the talent, because you can bet your arse that the boy/girl bands cannot help but look a bit plastic as they "grow artistically" - time to unleash the "real", the voice of da street... the Rolling Stones to their Beatles.
Ke$ha got her contract the same way as anybody else - somebody who could afford to pay the likes of me thought that she could be shoehorned into the white dancer/singer package, as created by Madonna and pillaged by Britney Spears, that would sell. Simple as. They were right. Does she spend her time off camera strutting about self consciously aggressively flirting with her bare flesh, but still managing to lead with her lip gloss? Does she bollocks! She's a dancer, she lopes about in sweats with her hair tied right back and battered comfy trainers on her feet, probably some kind of lip balm to make sure that dehydration during run throughs doesn't do anything to her lips that'll make her make-up artist tell her off...
It's the same with anyone. Think of whomever you consider to be someone whose recording contract was a foregone conclusion due to sheer talent and i could show you somebody equally talented whom you've never heard of despite them having been around for the same length of time and having had all the self belief and perseverance to keep plugging away in the hope that they'll get a deal... and who knows, they might...
The bloke who could have been Tom Jones if there wasn't one already, but writes his own material too, may get a gig singing his heart out at a piano... if demographic and economic projections suggest that middle aged women will see on average a rise in disposable income within the next financial year.
There's a superfluity of white 'family friendly' boy/girl bands reaching an age at which the spotless character is starting to wear a bit thin and they are branching out into slightly more risque material in the hope of developing a new market, say. Time to get some new sparkly young wholesome white virgins on the job? Don't panic, there's a never ending supply of them in the pipeline. No, time to call that kid whose voice became really distinctive as they grew older until they got quietly dropped even from backing vocals, b/c the bv's aren't supposed to upstage the talent, because you can bet your arse that the boy/girl bands cannot help but look a bit plastic as they "grow artistically" - time to unleash the "real", the voice of da street... the Rolling Stones to their Beatles.
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I hate Ke$ha, fucking fake Illuminati bastard.
I hate how to music industry uses the term "Illuminati" just for their own selfish deeds, like selling records and claim to have world order and that bullcrap.
For those of you who don't know, the REAL Illuminati died out or cease to existed like 200 years ago and they were GOOD people, not those fucking music bastards who abuse the name. The original Illuminati were basically smart people which included Galileo, who proved that earth revolved around the sun, not the other way around. To be in the Illuminati, you just had to be smart and intelligent.
But now modern day "fakes" are just abusing the name and are just fucktards.
Most "fake" Illuminati members today are popular singers like Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Bieber etc, etc.
Everyone of those people are fucking idiots. That why I like Green Day!
I hate how to music industry uses the term "Illuminati" just for their own selfish deeds, like selling records and claim to have world order and that bullcrap.
For those of you who don't know, the REAL Illuminati died out or cease to existed like 200 years ago and they were GOOD people, not those fucking music bastards who abuse the name. The original Illuminati were basically smart people which included Galileo, who proved that earth revolved around the sun, not the other way around. To be in the Illuminati, you just had to be smart and intelligent.
But now modern day "fakes" are just abusing the name and are just fucktards.
Most "fake" Illuminati members today are popular singers like Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Bieber etc, etc.
Everyone of those people are fucking idiots. That why I like Green Day!
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If the last sentence was an extension of the joke, then it's still funny.
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Airsoft-Ed
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So you actually like Green Day?
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Green day ain't metal enough. They're trying to be metal but then they sound like Black veil brides or some shit.
I prefer things like Amon Amarth,Old Nightwish(They kind of started sucking now..) Therion,Rammstein and a bit of Sabaton.
I prefer things like Amon Amarth,Old Nightwish(They kind of started sucking now..) Therion,Rammstein and a bit of Sabaton.
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I remember once driving into the centre of Nottingham and getting stuck behind one of those buses/tram thing at the station. People were looking. I felt a bit stupid. still to this day dunno if I was supposed to be there
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holy necropost batman!
finished! turns out a blaster bottle will hold just over £250 in pound coins
Sadly I'm now off to the bank to pay it in because I've already spent it
finished! turns out a blaster bottle will hold just over £250 in pound coins
Sadly I'm now off to the bank to pay it in because I've already spent it
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