The happy thread!

[Finius]

Maltesers are awful. I hate them. They make my mouth all dry and horrible, they crunch, and they're similar to biscuit covered in chocolate.Bacon and sausages are worse though. To be honest, I can't even explain why, I just dislike the taste of them.

Reading's the best festival this year, I usually go to V Festival and didn't fancy missing out completely this year.

The only down side is that it's the same weekend as the National Airsoft Event.

It still can be a happy thread.. somehow?

I may no longer be joining the RAF, but it'd be worth the train fare just to come whoop your ass for a day in order to curtail your blaspheming

Finius is happy because he's got a ladyfriend.

 

[Liam Porter]

Why would you want to do that!? What have I done wrong?

I'm rather unhappy as I just managed to spill Sprite everywhere, and in an attempt to stop it, I knocked the glass on the floor.

 

[l96Freeman]

That's karma getting you back for saying maltesers are horrible

Hmmm lets start another argument in the happy thread...

I love marmite

 

[Wølf]

MARMITE!!!

That stuff is like sh*tting in a lift, wrong on so many levels.

Its as though someone thought "Oh i know, what if when that beer keg is empty i try eating some of that tar like residue that smells bad as its bound to taste nice" f*ck marmite.

Why would you want to do that!? What have I done wrong?

You spit at sacred foods, the one who rejects holy halal maltesers must be made an example of.

That is all

 

[Liam Porter]

Marmite's also horrible..

There are quite a lot of foods that I don't like, that then make people say "What? How can you not like that!?".

 

[Finius]

Rejecting Bacon, Sausages and Maltesers is basically like being a neo-nazi in my book. Just saying.

 

[TPI]

I'm Happy because i broke up with my X just before X Mas and just found out shes pregnant but it xcould be 3 different guys who all want to kill her because they thought it was exclusive... did they get it wrong but my friend had his 18th this sat gone and i missed a chance to pull because surprisingly i have the ability to negate all effects annd so began looking after everyone. But i just asked her friend two get me her Number so i can ask if she wants to meet up... just have to work out Tea And coffee at starbucks or a movie with her and maybe some friends. damn i thought i was a pro at dating i feel like im 13 Again lol

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

I've just landed the EASIEST and best paid job in the entire universe at Sheffield Uni, I can't actually believe they employ people to do it it's so easy, there's got to be a catch or something... Aside from the fact that it's only for 4 months.

But assuming there isn't...

Very very very happy right now.

 

[Nickona]

I've just landed the EASIEST and best paid job in the entire universe at Sheffield Uni, I can't actually believe they employ people to do it it's so easy, there's got to be a catch or something... Aside from the fact that it's only for 4 months.
But assuming there isn't...

Very very very happy right now.

this job is....

 

[Finius]

Male prostitute.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

this job is....

I simply have to walk around all the campus buildings and check all the electronic equipment in all the rooms, just switch it on, run a few programs to make sure it works, switch it off, move onto the next one etc etc. If one doesn't work, I just have to inform the technical people and leave them to deal with it.

The rooms are on a timetable so I know when they're available, I'm not kept under surveillance or anything, it's a no-obligation temp job. I can say I'm not coming in and they can say they don't need me, but assuming it's continuous for the whole 4 month period:

15 hours a week, £7.32 an hour until the end of July.

I think I might save up for this year's arms fair lol.

 

[Finius]

I simply have to walk around all the campus buildings and check all the electronic equipment in all the rooms, just switch it on, run a few programs to make sure it works, switch it off, move onto the next one etc etc. If one doesn't work, I just have to inform the technical people and leave them to deal with it.
The rooms are on a timetable so I know when they're available, I'm not kept under surveillance or anything, it's a no-obligation temp job. I can say I'm not coming in and they can say they don't need me, but assuming it's continuous for the whole 4 month period:

15 hours a week, £7.32 an hour until the end of July.

I think I might save up for this year's arms fair lol.

You know my list of forum people who need to feel the fire-like sting of my L85? The list Liam is on? You're on there too.

 

[Liam Porter]

Why is Ed on that list?

 

[Deva]

For getting an easy job? :lol:

 

[l96Freeman]

Hey nice job, I wish I could get something like that...

 

[Finius]

For getting an easy job? :lol:

You sir, win a cookie for being incredibly accurate

He gets more hours than me, doing an easier job than me, on a higher wage than me

 

[Cyrax]

I just did eleven hours, in retail, for minimum wage with minimum breaks.

Cry me a river fool.

Back to happy!

 

[craig]

im happy because im airsofting tomorrow

 

[M_P]

Got a survival bracelet, been after one for ages to hang of my PC

 

[Finius]

I just did eleven hours, in retail, for minimum wage with minimum breaks.
Cry me a river fool.

Back to happy!

I work at a Harvester. Checkmate.

I'm happy because I probably have the coolest girlfriend in the world.