The Cursed Airsoft Guns Thread, or 'My Eyes, the Goggles do Nothing'

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inspired by this thread:





figured we could have a thread to take a long hard look at some of the more *ahem* questionable gun design choices out there in the hope of helping us appreciate in these troubled times that things could always be worse.......

so i'll start off with a couple:

the krytac SDP:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/krytac-alpha-series-sdp-aeg-black-p10693

for people who think you can apply the principles of a sawed off shotgun to anything.....

the g&g pirahna:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/g-g-airsoft-piranha-sl-gas-blowback-pistol-silver-p11776

just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

the g&g prk9:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/g-g-airsoft-prk9-rks-aeg-rifle-with-etu-p11482

forgive us father Mikhail, for we have sinned.

the lancer LT-33:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/lancer-tactical-lt-33-enforcer-proline-night-wing-skeleton-gen2-aeg-red-p11073

just because california compliance exists, doesn't mean the rest of the world has to deal with that crap

umarex race gun:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/umarex-elite-force-racegun-co2-pistol-p10751

i can't think of anything witty for that....

tm scorpion mod m:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/tokyo-marui-scorpion-mod-m-machine-pistol-aeg-p8980

an answer to a question no functional human being was asking

the g&p m870:

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/shotguns-c46/m870-shotgun-medium-de-p6639

at least airsoft guns don't recoil.....

the FN 5-7

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/fn-five-seven-co2-pistol-p6451

every great band has to have that one song nobody likes

the ak21

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/nuprol-delta-ak21-black-p5769

for once i'd rather they'd not bothered and just made another m4 instead

the desert eagle 10"

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/pistols-c42/tokyo-marui-desert-eagle-50ae-10-inch-barrel-gas-blowback-pistol-p2690

if Pinocchio was a gun......

the g&g crw cannon

https://www.landwarriorairsoft.com/airsoft-rifles-pistols-c38/electric-rifles-c45/tr16-crw-cannon-dst-blowback-gen-2-p1515

i mean i suppose at least they're not just glossing over the necessity of the buffer tube on an AR

i'd go to a different shop and keep going but i just don't have the mental fortitude left.....

 
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I have to disagree with the 5-7, love mine

totally agree with the prk9, it fugly ?

 
Why have I not seen most of them ?, it's not like I'm likely to forget them in a hurry?

 
Disagree with the FN57. Its a modern classic!

 
so the a4k7 is heretical, but i think the bow will stand well at the witch trial.

 
I feel like I was born for this thread. Rear sight replaced with grey Sig clone to cap it off 

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Speedbird_666 said:
Well, you started it......?
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yes the point was the gun was meant to be cursed, not the whole image!

meanwhile browsing gunfires catalogue:

the g&g pcc45:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/pcc45-submachine-gun-replica-black-1152229408.html

"i may have mixed too many bloods"

the src GGH0401

https://gunfire.com/en/products/ggh0401-pistol-replica-silver-1152215508.html

for goldfinger's lesser known, not quite as evil cousin two finger

the am006

https://gunfire.com/en/products/am-006-submachine-gun-replica-1152208286.html

to quote the prophet "a creature from the AWB lagoon"

the gpm92:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/gpm92-pistol-replica-hunter-green-1152222228.html

the new guy behind that presumably was immediately fired and sent back to Lamborghini

and the HX20101:

https://gunfire.com/en/products/aw-hx2101-double-barrel-pistol-replica-1152215370.html

because a normal double barreled 1911 is simply not garish enough.

 
Two total abominations to me one is just so wrong and the other is universally loved but I for no reason absolutely detest it .

so 1st the P90 With a STANAG mag adapter , why ! ? ! just why ! ? !

2nd the Evo , like I said no reason I just detest the bloody things and just think they should ALL be destroyed with fire . 

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The Race Gun has a kind of 'form follows function' logic to it.  Rather lose using a 1911 though...

The rest lifted a lid that I would have preferred stayed closed.  

 
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