The best & worst quotes you have heard.

[MxHaze]

Since when are paintball rules dictated by the country you're in?

You stated that you're categorically not allowed headshots in paintball. Tad simply said that's not true and that some sites allow it. Even if some countries don't allow it (and I'd be surprised if there was a law in any country saying headshots don't count as kills in paintball) that just proves Tad's point that some sites do allow it and some don't.

Blahahaha are you for real dude?

I don't know whats worse, the fact that it wasn't painfully obvious to you that I was being facetious, or the irony that you posted that in thread titled "best and worst quotes" LOL!

*awaits the "I knew you were taking the piss, so was I" response*

 

[TheFull9]

It's text on the internet. Being sarcastic or facetious is rarely obvious, let alone painfully.

 

[MxHaze]

It's text on the internet. Being sarcastic or facetious is rarely obvious, let alone painfully.

Yeah?

What about if you copy word for word exactly what they said but changed one word to something stupid? like the word "site" to "country"

Although I agree with what with you, in this instance, no.

 

[MxHaze]

That last bit should just be "although I agree with you" sigh..... it's been a long day

 

[Cold3lit3]

Here's a few gems

Don't buy a G&P (yep, someone told me this before my first purchase. I have bought about 4 G&P's since haha)

I wanted a G36 but they're all plastic? (um, what?) The guy showed me his G&G Raider

I like this map (usually the cod kids)

Any sentence with 'clip' involved, instead of mag

Anything UKARA related!

 

[Sacarathe]

Any sentence with 'clip' involved, instead of mag

Why is this a problem? Though I dont think there will be many clip reloaded weapons in airsoft though. Nothing wrong with saying clip instead of mag, as long as you mean clip.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clip_%28firearms%29

"The defining difference between clips and magazines is the presence of a feed mechanism in a magazine, typically a spring-loaded follower, which a clip lacks."

 

[AirsoftTed]

"Hi Guys its EpicLllama here" :lol:

 

[Happy]

"Hi Guys its EpicLllama here" :lol:

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[ShadowSniper]

Can I use a knife to conserve ammo

 

[CommonComrade]

"Don't worry, I'll snipe him"

-Has a stock Combat Machine

-Sits 70m away

"Why arent my bbs hitting him? I have a scope"

After this, I left him to die.

 

[ShadowSniper]

Don't hipfire, your accuracy goes down crazy like

 

[ShadowSniper]

Love it ?

 

[CommonComrade]

Love it

Also I noticed he had those camo paint stripes on his face like they have in films and such. You know?

 

[ShadowSniper]

Hardcore airsoft, don't dis ?

 

[CommonComrade]

If you diss him, he'll deck ya

 

[adams6788]

After looking at someones bb bottle in the safe zone for about five mins I had to ask " why have you got green tea flavour bb's?" ...as the words left my mouth I remembered mine were in a old Irn bru bottle, but at least got to watch his face as he worked out how to explain it was just a bottle and his bbs weren't flavoured

 

[Mtemprell]

Some one said to me is my sling on my l85 done properly as I was carrying it with the buckle undone for firing. He didn't quite understand what a 3 point sling was when I explained.

 

[GiantKiwi]

Walking between games at my local, see a kid (couldn't have been much older than 15/16) trying out another player's fast helmet, kid then utters "It's so light, the one I have at home is made of kevlar and is way heavier".

Sure, of course it is...

Earlier in the day, same kid is spotted during the safety brief giving his younger brother who was less than 4ft tall, and not even 13 years old, what looked like a lolly...until out comes a matchbox and the younger brother sits their casually lighting up We all sit at the other side of the brief jaws dropped.

 

[n1ckh]

Yesterday's game day 2 guys walking along with bright orange JBBG specials

2 G36C's, the younger one says 'I've got someone else's mag, it won't fucking go in' to which his mate says 'your putting it in the wrong way'

D'oh springs to mind

 

[clumpyedge]

helicopter flying above - kid runs for cover shouting air support :/