Tell Us a Gag. Please!

Apparently the sisters at the local convent here in Waterlooville are furious.

It seems that their central heating is on the fritz and it is very very warm there.

What you might call hot,cross nuns.

?

 
Whenever my Uncle Bob gets angry,  he plays his bongos in the loft until he calms down. 

It's all a little drum attic if you ask me.  

 
 My Aunt Marge has been ill for so long we've decided to change her name to "I Can't Believe She's Not Better"?

 
Nicola Sturgeon is apparently being spoken to by the police about leaving the house without a mask.

I  know she's no oil painting but I think it's a bit harsh. 

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Two for the price of one?

The only idea that flat earthers fear...

...is sphere itself. ?

If I break the laws of geometry,do I go to prism....?

 
I'm really pleased with my new vegetable patch.

I haven't had the desire to eat a vegetable in weeks. ?

 
There once was a child called Adam

Whose intelligence rated not very much

He got very upset, when I wouldn’t sell him a toy.

The  end

 
At primary school I got in trouble for pissing in the class rubbish bin. 

It's a shame as I had a great teaching career ahead of me 

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top