Looking for a fat suppressor for m4

[StayOnTarget]

Hello ladies,gentlemen and attack helicopters

I'm struggling to find  the above mentioned its got to be over 100mm long and at least 40mm in diameter(a bit like my penis),any help would be most grateful

As always thank you for your time

 

[Tackle]

100mm long (a bit like my penis),

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you do know thats only 4 inches in old money?

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[Solly4568]

attack helicopters

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Thank you for using my proper pronouns ?

Try this 

http://www.redwolfairsoft.com/redwolf/airsoft/Accessories_Silencers_GK_Tactical_130_x_35mm_Suppressor_14mm_CW_CCW.htm

also God dam the lofty heights of 4 inches. like dammmm boy??

 

[StayOnTarget]

Thank you Gentlemen(?) for your comments,I should however like to point out that my penis was limp at the time of measurement/comparison 

??

 

[L3wisD]

Just get a Jumbo Bird cage. You know you want to!

 

[Solly4568]

Just get a Jumbo Bird cage. You know you want to!

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Forget @StayOnTarget i want one to put on my bolt action.

and maybe a pistol or two ?

 

[StayOnTarget]

Just get a Jumbo Bird cage. You know you want to!

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Erm......no but thank you young man

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

I’m following this , in the hope that somebody points in the direction of a silencer co style suppressor ?

 

[Enid_Puceflange]

Wooo hoooooo

found them , made by themselves 

https://shop.jkarmy.com/searchanise/result?q=silencerco+airsoft+osprey

 

[Steveocee]

Real reason for thread: OPs penis is actually 40mm long and he plans on tucking suppressor down his boxers ?

 

[StayOnTarget]

Real reason for thread: OPs penis is actually 40mm long and he plans on tucking suppressor down his boxers ?

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Hahaha you sussed me ?, actually found as close as i can get from Novritsch 220mm long 40mm of fatness,unfortunately hes a tad slow on the delivery(I know shock horror) 10 days over due,apparently it was out of stock(no notice on his site) any day now,I'll give him till next week then its refund time,I love Paypal

 

[hunter511]

@StayOnTarget

Probably a bit late, however the Madbull Gemtech .300 blackout can is over 100mm long and 38mm wide. Seen here tucked inside a Spikes 9inch Bar rail

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[StayOnTarget]

@StayOnTarget

Probably a bit late, however the Madbull Gemtech .300 blackout can is over 100mm long and 38mm wide. Seen here tucked inside a Spikes 9inch Bar rail

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Hey its never to late to show off your gear mate,alas mine(when I fuckin get it) is bigger than yours both in length and girth(220mm by 40mm diameter) when its here I'll get it out and take a picture of it...........?

 

[Philby21]

mine is bigger than yours both in length and girth

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Now you're just boasting!!!

 

[StayOnTarget]

Its long,its thick and its black baby! ?

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