That's spectacularly useless for things like this, Charlie.
But well done for trying to be funny.
I'll keep an eye out Techno, but I don't know of anywhere that has one off the top of my head. You could try emailing Patrol Base, they'll probably order one in specially for you. Or you could give RedWolf's UK store a ring/email and see if they have anything, I imagine the Hong Kong store will have things like that in stock at some point if not now, so the UK store ought to be able to get one shipped over for you.
The phone is better for things like this though, emails are largely ignored if they're asking for something that's a hassle to sort out.