I'm too tired right now OP, but I've got a couple of bits'n'bobs you might like so I'll try to remember to link you.
Re: Adam's style of posting
at least he ends sentences with a punctuation mark there are some people on here who write on and on producing hole paragraphs of verbiage including several ideas without so much as a word like including linking one idea too another so you can tell there supposed too be understood as part of the same thought but instead and they're's another word they miss out you know instead they just put yeah so and so was epic the day was awesome my friend has a dog it likes snake and pigmy so when we was firing it were in the car then we got it out and never got to eat it but i dont eat it anyway but the dog ate it anyway so we just carried on my mate was hungry i had a snickers before oh look theirs a bee it was my dads car but he doesnt let dogs in and if i was being true to the style im imitating i would have left it right there after in