I WILL NOT KEEP CALM AND YOU CAN F*** OFF Patches

[two_zero]

see thread title, think "Ian", lo and behold, Ian it is!

 

[Qlimax]

I'd like one of these if you have any

 

[Ian_Gere]

OK the order so far is for 21 patches. If you have read this thread and like the idea but are humming and hahing over whether to get one, now is the time to take the bull by the balls and go for it - the deadline for payment is tomorrow 08:00am.

 

[Ian_Gere]

Update: the order is in and will be completed within 10-14 days, then it'll just be however long it takes for shipping to me and trans-shipping on to you. Hopefully it'll arrive on a day when i can get them enveloped up and sent on the same day, but unless it's a weekend, it will be next day at the latest.

 

[Chock]

No rush as far as I'm concerned. I appreciate your efforts in making a bit of a fun, novelty item, and whenever it arrives, I look forward to it upsetting oversensitive people.

 

[Ian_Gere]

There has been a slight balls up because Facebook deleted Stitch Meup's page and they lost the chats with the instructions, plus i've been unwell so not online much, thus their requests for repeats of the info had fallen on deaf ears until just now. However they have the deets now and have said i'll have the patches this week. You lot will have 'em as soon as post will allow...

 

[Sitting Duck]

no worries, hope ya ok - only a patch and not got out there anyway to upset peeps

whatever whenever - hope ya on the mend a bit

cheers for update

 

[kerby91]

Cheers for the info Ian, appreciate the honesty lol.

Ill be going out on the 22nd and would love to piss a few people off with my patch haha

hope you're on the mend bud

 

[DEF]

No worries. Whenever they're ready.

 

[sp00n]

no probs, get well soon mate B)

 

[Ian_Gere]

Oh it's an ongoing thing - gets better, gets worse, ad nauseam... but thanks for the wishes.

 

[Ian_Gere]

Here is the digital proof:

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Expected to be made today and posted to me tomorrow so you lot may just get them by Saturday am. To make the crown work as embroidery and still maintain sufficient gaps between it and the text, plus a margin that will protect the embroidery from being wrecked by peeling/sticking the patch we have had to settle on a new size, slightly bigger: 76x60mm. Hope that meets with your approval, because I've agreed it so if not it's tough titty...

 

[Happy]

Looking forward to getting it ready for my next skirmish. Now just have the hard part of finding a place on my rig where it's most visible haha

 

[kerby91]

Awesome man looks the tits! Now o just need somewhere to stich the bugger onto my rig (screw Velcro)

 

[Ian_Gere]

OK ppl, all but 1 of them was posted at 13:02 today, 2nd Class Signed For. If anyone wants a tracking number please pm me with your postcode.

@Albiscuit: I still do not have your address or confirmation of who you are IRL, so I cannot be certain it is you who paid for a patch and, even if I could, I can't post it to you... I've PM'd and emailed you; what more do I have to do, mate?

 

[Chock]

Cool, hopefully here in time for next skirmish.

Can't wait for someone to complain about it.

 

[kerby91]

Just got mine pal, absolutely fecking awesome! Thanks for sorting this out mate, well chuffed.

 

[Esoterick]

Patches just arrived, they look great. Thanks Ian.

 

[Qlimax]

Mine too. Thanks Ian

 

[DEF]

Looking good!

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