If anyone wants to give Finius a lift from anywhere, I can provide the following benefits:
-Humorous Banter
-The Prestige of being the first forum members to skirmish with Finius (I will make you badges which you can wear with pride)
-Free entitlement to my life insurance offers (see the forum support thread for details)
-Three person tent
-Sexual favours
-Amazing i-spy skills, as well as other in-car games such as asda-lorry-spotting and yellow-car
-Willing to take point on all suicidal charges into enemy infested areas
-My L85 guaranteed on your team
-I will send you a lovely picture of my bearded dragon
-I will possibly wear facial hair styled per your own choice
-Various others.