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Airsofter - How she can tell

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Three ways how your wfie / girlfriend / pet dog knows that you have been out all day playing airsoft:

1. Looking like a victim of chicken pox when coming home covered in BB welts.

2. Smelling like Billy Goat Gruff after a hard day fighting Bridge Trolls and needing an immediate shower.

3. Moving like an aged sloth due to over exertion and aching muscles after a days skirmishing.

 
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1. You come home with more grenades and bb's than before you went out

2. You are too tired to help cook the tea that night because " I have just stopped terrorists turning a barrel over for ten minutes obviously saving the world"

3. The missus finds that the washing machine has a collection of white pearls......

 
1. She's not surprised when you know every local UPS/Parcelforce/Fed Ex/etc. driver by name.

2. You have a laundry list of reasons why the spare room should be turned into an armoury.

3. Those guns you "borrowed off a mate" are still there months after she first saw them.

 
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After a skirmish is normally the only time i tend to touch the washing machine.

If my kit goes in the normal wash god knows where it ends up after the kids help hang up/ put away the washing...

Plus the mrs doesnt like all my stinky kit in with everything else n if i dont put it away together its a mission finding something for next time

(My house is a tardis for clothes)

 
My wife moans about all the BB's that get stuck in the bottom of my boots which then end up rolling around the house somehow lol

 
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1) Single odd BB's found throuhgout the house

2) Bladder from hydration pack cleaned out in the bath & hung up in the airing cupboard to dry

3) Batteries on charge religiously every Saturday evening

4) Me moaning every Monday morning when getting up that I'm absolutely fooked

 
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For me it's;

1. Having a post assault nap on the couch befor t.

2. A lot of groaning coming from the bathroom as I slip into my bubbles

3. 4 post t hours spend looking and ordering sh@t I don't need but will defo help me win next week.

 
1. Pile of clothes in the garden

2. Constantly asking for more guns

3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys

 
1. Pile of clothes in the garden

2. Constantly asking for more guns

3. Sending it for nights out so I can go shoot some bad guys

 
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