Airsoft confessions

[n1ckh]

You could give them a noogie

The state of some site toilets I've seen, I wouldn't give my worst enemy a swirlie

 

[clumpyedge]

You could give them a noogie

The state of some site toilets I've seen, I wouldn't give my worst enemy a swirlie

I went in one the other day, no sooner had I opened the door my vomit reflex kicked in and had to then take a piss in a bush while out in the game area.

 

[skarra333]

I was in a CQB game using a long Paintball speedball-style zone.

It was game on, and we ran forward, and almost straight away I was hit in the chest. I raised my hand and started to stop my run to turn to the respawn, and the Marshall just in-front of me starts yelling "Don't stop - come on, keep going!!!!!!" I thus put my hand down and thought - oh - ok...

Then as soon as I got to a barricade, my brain engaged and I realised, he was trying to get the team animated and pushing, not excusing my hit.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

Yeah why are airsoft site toilets always the most befouled. I get public transport all the time, and am working for an Arab company during Ramadan, but still nothing breaks the Geneva convention like airsoft-site toilets.

Maybe someone here will admit to not bothering to cook their food for a week before skirmish or similar

 

[Fumps]

I think that could be an extention to teh Smooth criminal game, the night before wash a kerbab down with lots of Guiness & start the day with 6x raw eggs.

hmmm toilet fresh !!!!

 

[n1ckh]

So many times I'm glad I drop my keks & pinch one off at home

One site has chemical toilets & it's always full up, I'm still yet to discover the flush for it

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

So many times I'm glad I drop my keks & pinch one off at home

One site has chemical toilets & it's always full up, I'm still yet to discover the flush for it

I find the toilets in the nearest McDonalds in a higher state of hygiene. Although i dare not eat their filth until lunch at the earliest, in case it all goes Highlander and i suffer 'The Quickening'

 

[n1ckh]

I find the toilets in the nearest McDonalds in a higher state of hygiene. Although i dare not eat their filth until lunch at the earliest, in case it all goes Highlander and i suffer 'The Quickening'

Pmsl & that's why I take my own food, don't want the 'Bombay doors to open & have to drop the kids off at the pool' in the middle of a fire fight

 

[Russe11]

Some games I play have a rule limiting ammo carried in mags to 300 rds. I tend to carry 5x 135 rd mags and 1 x 50rd mag as the pouches on P37 webbing hold 6 mags. I have never used more than 2 mags between respawns, I just prefer to have the option of a smoke break rather than refilling mags every time I respawn and I don't want empty space in my pouch

 

[MxHaze]

I Only take hits if marshalls watching, and even then its always my first hit, im never dead

I never medic teammates

I never walk all the way to the regen

I always shoot teammates when theyre not looking

My aeg fires 340 on .4s with a 210mm mock silencer and full hop for the chrono.

Im 15 i just use my mates ukara to get IFs

 

[proffrink]

I'm sure you do son.

 

[MxHaze]

Also yesterday i shot a guy who was clearly taking a piss and thought no one was around.

And i didnt just shoot him, i laced him up, all the while he's screaming "im going toilet' im going toilet" many a lol was had

 

[n1ckh]

Also yesterday i shot a guy who was clearly taking a piss and thought no one was around.

And i didnt just shoot him, i laced him up, all the while he's screaming "im going toilet' im going toilet" many a lol was had

Tell me your taking the piss & not being serious sunbeam ??

Cause if your serious, I doubt you'd be safe on a game day anywhere

 

[proffrink]

Well, aside from the fact that that's assault, I'd imagine he just fancies himself a master trole.

 

[Sitting Duck]

I was a twat at first game - still am

but a few like was that a hit, dead man talking etc......

mainly due to being so pumped up & excited at my first time

Please be gentle with me - I was a virgin....

After a very nooby ar$ehole first game I got it sussed and understood the basic guidelines etc....

Also helps though it ain't an excuse, if you turn up for morning briefing rather than like me

when I just showed up for afternoon walk on with little time for a run through on it all

The biggest lie as usual is me telling missus - this is deffo the last gun I need to buy

(along with the other lie - yes I am gonna sell the other one soon)

 

[n1ckh]

In my eyes (wether he's joking or not) there's humour & there's taking the piss, what he's said isn't humour & I hope for his sake he was trying to be funny as he's now tarnished himself & lost some credibility

 

[TheGrover]

For the love of God:

don't feed the trolls

 

[n1ckh]

Sorry groverner

I'll put the troll treats away

 

[MxHaze]

Tell me your taking the piss

No he was taking the piss, I was taking the shot.

 

[n1ckh]

No he was taking the piss, I was taking the shot.

Here we go, another joker ha ha ha blah

I suggest you don't comment on anything more until you grow up sunbeam