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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Scientists have discovered a method for dealing with dyslexia. It's music to my arse!
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I went out for a meal tonight.  The waiter noticed that I hadn't eaten all of my chips, and said, 'Do you want a box for those?' Seeing that I'd already paid for the fuckers I put my fists up and had first swing.  
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    It's unfair to compare the English men's and women's international football teams. More power, more strength, more skill. And in time I'm pretty sure the men will catch up...
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    Shame in the short term, but damn good news that you'll be well in the long term.  Can't beat...

    Shame in the short term, but damn good news that you'll be well in the long term.  Can't beat investing in your health. Good luck with it all!  
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    My friend was caught climbing the fence a Glastonbury. Security pulled him down and forced him to get back in and watch Coldplay.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I asked the Geordie barber for a perm. He said "I wandered lernly as a clood....."
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    People’s view of how the sport of airsoft skirmishing will fair if Labour win the election

    Had an idea that the film's dialogue was quoting a known phrase.  Given that the duodecimal system is so old, I'd not be surprised if twelve jurors was a relic from well before the 17th century.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I bought 2 pints of milk in Lidl today... It was an impulse buy, I only went in for an angle grinder, a wet suit and an 18ft ladder!
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    England's footballers won't be voting in the general election. They can't find the box, never mind put a cross into it.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Who guessed that the hill the Tories would choose to die on would be William Hill? 
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    Gunman use only the LMGs can use full auto rule.  

    Gunman use only the LMGs can use full auto rule.  
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    We've been trying for children for the past ten years without success. Finally, out of pure frustration, my wife suggested that we might try IVF. How joining the Israeli army is going to help I don't know.
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    People’s view of how the sport of airsoft skirmishing will fair if Labour win the election

    Yep, fire can cause smoke to block one's vision, firing an unmoderated rifle 10 feet from a horse rider for example also clearly would be a serious matter too.  Shotgun beside a motorway would be unnoticeable, but I wouldn't like to be in the dock arguing it these days.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I was in the shower at the gym and when I came out, some idiot had stolen my trainers and hi-vis jacket! I have one thing to say to that lowlife…… you can run, but you can’t hide!
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    Grey, brown or green ones are useless too.

    Grey, brown or green ones are useless too.
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    People’s view of how the sport of airsoft skirmishing will fair if Labour win the election

    Thanks Colin, the phrase 'twelve men good and true,' from Twelve Angry Men went through my head as I was typing.  Genuine Freudian slip!  
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    People’s view of how the sport of airsoft skirmishing will fair if Labour win the election

    Was your journey 'interrupted' by said twat, or did you merely perceive that your journey required interruption despite the lack of actual danger?  I think that this is how the law was designed.   It was explained to me a few years back that if one set up a pigeon shooting hide that backed onto...
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    Waco’s guide to field sustainment

    The Swedish LK35 has an external frame and comes with a Molle waistbelt, all in 1000D so pretty modern I'd guess.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Nearly managed to marry my ex-wife, but she figured out that I was only after my money.  
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    Storage. Not pews but everything else...

    Bloody cool, but lacks a pith helmet...  ;)   
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