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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.' A handy rule of thumb when trying to pull at weddings.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Just seen the headlines in the local paper: "Graveyard targeted in the night - assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!" Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers...
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    Where did your forum name originate?

    I play in a Tactical Pith Helmet.... It's tacticool as it has a net from ebay stretched over it.   I do play other filmsim games, but Namsoft is my favourite by far.  The social is even better than than the other Gunman games.   
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    I'm one of the lucky ones who didn't get an Oasis ticket.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    My wife treats me like a god. She takes no notice of my existence until she actually wants something...
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    what do you ride (motorbike)

    Fucking useless/wonderful, ugly/classic, ultra-modern/dinobike... Fancied one myself until I saw what they reach now.   I concur with Mr Borg, Gizza Go Mista!  Love it TBH. I had a pal murdered riding one that exact colour.  He was ex-Slaves and a workmate, a real loss.  I drive/ride passed...
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Kids today know absolutely fuck all. They don't even know who Neil Armstrong is, never mind what type of trumpet he played!
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    Macks airsoft dreamers of the week thread

    Free tip in a plod car if someone reports you for promoting a terrorist group too! He'll be selling Al Qaida headbands next week...
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    What terrible news.   Look after yourself best you can and ask for help if you need it.   ...

    What terrible news.   Look after yourself best you can and ask for help if you need it.    Thinking of you mate.   
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Won my first ever cage fight tonight. ? Fucking hamster didn't know what had hit it!
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    'I've become addicted to buying old Beatles records.' 'You need Help.' 'No, I already have that one.'
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Gave my dog an old sneaker to chew on. I tell people that he's got his own personal trainer. 
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    A high end AEG, A semi DMR and a bolt sniper. A lion, a witch and a wardobe..

    A day with a bolty set to aeg levels is great fun.   The first skirmish I played with my K98 included a newly dug 'trench clearance' game.   The satisfaction of getting a solitary hit was immense.    As Impulse's German friend said, 'it's how you hit them.' The actual overall performance is...
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Rang the doctors today.   Said I'd had the shits for six weeks.  She said not to worry,  they go back to school tomorrow. 
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    M4 Airsoft mag brands

    Waffle mags don't always fit rifs with fancy magwell grips.  Shame as a plain mag in a fat grip looks like a bodybuilder who always skips leg day.
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    They rioted in Great Yarmouth tonight and looted Shoezone. Everything but the work boots were stolen. 
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    Nowt.  It's still great fun at Tudders.  Get over there you daft'un!

    Nowt.  It's still great fun at Tudders.  Get over there you daft'un!
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Just seen the footage of Rotherham in the news; burnt-out cars, broken windows, rubbish and grafiti everywhere, fence posts ripped out and strewn about the place... And now the riots!!
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    Tell Us a Gag. Please!

    Kia have released a new car called the Kia Starmer.  It does the fastest U turns in history.
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    People’s view of how the sport of airsoft skirmishing will fair if Labour win the election

    Love the pressure gauge under the end of the barrel.  No wonder so many wear eye patches...
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