Channel your inner Shadow The Hedgehog on the field of battle, with this snazzy half-face balaclava scarf thing with a freakin' SKULL printed on the front of it! Woah, totally scary my dude! You are certain to win all your games if you wear this! (Not a guarantee).
I think it even glows in the dark! So it'll be even easier to get shot in the teeth intimidate your worthless enemies.
You could even mildly cosplay as that Call of Duty character everyone knows and loves. What's his name? Ghostface? Skullman? I forget. But he sure is cool, and so you too can be if you buy this thing. Buy it. Buy it now.
Time wasters encouraged.
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Disclaimer: This mask is made of a thicker, warmer material than most half-face balaclavas I've seen when Googling, so it'll certainly take out some of the energy from a BB to your face, but it is not intended specifically to be face protection. It's just a scarf after all.
Real price - just cover postage and it's yours. (but if, for some reason of madness, you do want to pay me the "LiStEd PrIcE", I'm not going to say no.)