Aaaaaaand... the penis of the week award goes to... I have the envelope here, just wait while I put my specs on... yes that's it, the AF-UK penis of the week award goes to... [cue drum roll] Ieeeeeeee-an Gere! For overtightening the bolt of the new AK pistol grip I've just fitted - $15+ about $10P&P ffs! What an absolute f*cking penis!!!!!!!!!!
...I'm going to try superglue
as it's perfect for this kind of thing, where the break can fit back exactly into where it broke from, but I'm not very hopeful. There's always going to be some sideways pressure on this so a glued joint is going to get exactly the kind of abuse they're worst at resisting :'(