Crimping Tool

[Rogerborg]

The ironic thing is I'm a sodding plumber not a cable strangler.  ????

Isn't the correct term "turd herder"?  

 

[Dan Robinson]

Isn't the correct term "turd herder"?  

Wish I was - those feckers earn a lot more money....  I'm more the on the Diva side of the trade because I don't' like getting my hands dirty ?

 

[Tommikka]

Wish I was - those feckers earn a lot more money....  I'm more the on the Diva side of the trade because I don't' like getting my hands dirty ?

I wouldnt call you a diva for not wanting to wallow in human waste 

 

[Dan Robinson]

Surprisingly - given the choice, I'd rather unblock a loo than I would a bath or kitchen sink.  At least with a turd you kinda know where you stand - with those other drains the smell is worse and feck knows what is in there.

Anywho... back on topic.... LOL....

 

[Shamal]

Wish I was - those feckers earn a lot more money....  I'm more the on the Diva side of the trade because I don't' like getting my hands dirty ?

At least you are not a heating 'engineer'. Electricians and heating engineers think they are Gods gift to the building trade. Maximum money for minimum effort. £80 for a ten minute electrical safety certificate and five minutes of that is writing the certificate lol.

Bricklayers and plasterers we are down to earth and not afraid to get our hands dirty.

Good old fashioned plumbers though are a dying breed. Hats off to them ?.

Love to all ?

Regards 

 

[Egon_247]

Yup. 25 years industrial maintenance engineer and I hate house wiring. ESPECIALLY plumbing wiring. Bleurch. Gimme a 3 phase or inverter any day!! 

Nice panel by the way Dan. Tidy. ?

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[Lozart]

Yup. 25 years industrial maintenance engineer and I hate house wiring. ESPECIALLY plumbing wiring. Bleurch. Gimme a 3 phase or inverter any day!! 

Nice panel by the way Dan. Tidy. ?

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28 years of Industrial control systems has taught me that house bashers haven't got a fucking clue how to wire up anything!

 

[Dan Robinson]

Had to sort out this gem the other day:

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British Gas left me this abortion to sort out once:

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Fuck Knows What this dude was smoking:

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Shit like this is why we charge by the hour ????

 

[Shamal]

Had to sort out this gem the other day:

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British Gas left me this abortion to sort out once:

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Fuck Knows What this dude was smoking:

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Shit like this is why we charge by the hour ????

Whasamatter wiv ya.they have labelled the switched fuse spurs.

You youngsters want it all done for you these days ???

 

[Dan Robinson]

Had to sort out this gem the other day:

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British Gas left me this abortion to sort out once:

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Fuck Knows What this dude was smoking:

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Shit like this is why we charge by the hour ????

This was another fun one:

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An electrician was responsible for this lot:

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The challenge was I had to add more shit into it.  Had to take a run up to get the cover back on LMAO

 

[Tackle]

Had to sort out this gem the other day:

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British Gas left me this abortion to sort out once:

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Fuck Knows What this dude was smoking:

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Shit like this is why we charge by the hour ????

This was another fun one:

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An electrician was responsible for this lot:

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The challenge was I had to add more shit into it.  Had to take a run up to get the cover back on LMAO

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[Rogerborg]

Whasamatter wiv ya.they have labelled the switched fuse spurs.

I wonder what they were really connected to.

 

[Shamal]

I wonder what they were really connected to.

Maserator and pond lights lol

 

[Dan Robinson]

Whasamatter wiv ya.they have labelled the switched fuse spurs.

You youngsters want it all done for you these days ???

I wonder what they were really connected to.

Maserator and pond lights lol

Actually.... It was a ground source heat pump.  There wasn't any boiler on the place.  ??

 

[Shamal]

Actually.... It was a ground source heat pump.  There wasn't any boiler on the place.  ??

A ground force what now??

All bloody witchcraft and voodoo to me lol.?

 

[Dan Robinson]

Ironically it's plumbed into the river Thames....so it's isn't even sourcing anything from the ground. 

A flipping liberty if you ask me. ?

 

[Lozart]

This is the kind of fun shit we get to deal with:

Plastic grinder panel

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Gas temperature controls for JET fusion reactor

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Biogas generator solid feeder controls

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Fusion reactor shell temperature monitoring

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...and a machine that makes bread rolls.

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[Egon_247]

Ah, a bakery dweller! 

Modicon plc? Good lord!!! 

 

[Lozart]

Ah, a bakery dweller! 

Modicon plc? Good lord!!! 

No Modicon there, plenty of S5 and a VIPA though.

 

[Rogerborg]

Stuff and things