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Zombie Survival Equipment

Nickona

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Saw this on another forum and look fun so i thought i'd bring it here:

follow this basic template, (imagine you had a kind of kit and gear wish box)

Transport - Knight XV with a Chinook, V-22 Osprey and a Queen Elizabeth Class Carrier - can go everywhere safely

Melee weapon - Machete - is something (zombies) need hacking down

Two pistols - Glock 17 and M1911 .45 - one small a descrete and one to blow holes in things

SMG - MP7 - small compact good for vehicles

Rifle - KAC SR-47 - 7.62 M4 which uses AK mags and can use drum mags.

Shotgun - AA12 - Pack a whole load of punch

Sniper rifle - SR25 - very accurate semi auto (also same rounds as Rifle)

Something awesome - Milkor MGL - for when they're all together

Clothing - A-TACS FG with a Plate Carrier - won't see me and good protection

Partners - John Rambo, Tier 1 spec ops soldiers, Full Naval crew and spec ops pilots - awesome, tactical, can drive everything and very good at moving around

Where you would aim to get too - My Carrier - zombies can't swim :D

Anything extra - UAV to recce - need to see whats out there

 
The KAC and the SR25 don't use the same rounds... AK rounds are 7.62x39mm, the Russian, short 7.62, whereas the SR25 uses the NATO standard 7.62x51mm. You noob Nick.

However, here's mine. I'm going to try and keep it practical as opposed to just picking my favourite stuff.

Transport - Since everyone will be dead, there'll be a hell of a lot of abandoned cars. I'll just pick the one most appropriate at the time, then swap when the fuel's low. Or just nick something sh*t until I find a Landrover Defender.

Melee weapon - I have this thing in my kitchen for getting pizzas out of the oven, it's like a flat metal plate on the end of a long stick. It's all pressed steel, weighs a fair bit and is thin enough to slice with weight behind it. It's my convenient house-axe :P Alternately, a small axe.

Two pistols - Kinda hard to come across in the UK. But since armed police and the army will be used to take out as many zombies as possible, I guess there's all sorts of possibilities. The UK police used all sorts of stuff, Sigs, Walthers, Glocks. Which ever I can find with ammo will do the job for me. But the Sig would replace all the other crappy pistols I might find first lol.

SMG - As above, it's going to have to be an MP5, something smaller would be good though. I've heard Mac10s and PP2000s are common gang SMGs so whatever I find I guess.

Rifle - Simple boltie. I know a shop and local range where I could grab some .22s. But a police G36 or other nice shiny HK thing from the factory in Nottingham?

Shotgun - The shop mentioned above sells some pretty sexual semi auto Berettas. That'd do me nicely.

Sniper rifle - Any I can find. Probably something someone who died dropped who had been a member of a full bore club. Could be practically any bolt action rifle. Stick a scope on it. Job's a good'un.

Something awesome - An abandoned Challenger II... Or maybe an Apache... Or an L85 for when the poo hits the air cooling device.

Clothing - Airsofting gear!

Partners - Sexy ladies and manly menz. To get the job done and to get the other job done. (Confusion jokes are not amusing when they're expected/invited. We're adults here, people.)

Where you would aim to get to - The most zombie infested, ammo frequent place, for maximum fun! Or more likely a shopping centre or supermarket. For maximum life.

Anything extra - An A10, or a GAU-8? Probably something like a spare can of petrol, a tool set, a general purpose knife, I'd pick up and drop off stuff depending on the situation.

Obviously I'd survive anyway because I'm a badass. All that sh*t would just be a bonus.

 
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Transport - Mitsubishi L200

Melee weapon -


Two pistols - SIG p226 9mm and HK USP .45

SMG - MP5, MP7 or P90

Rifle - HK 417

Shotgun - There is only one anti zombie Shotgun AA12

Sniper rifle - Any good hunting rifle

Something awesome - Finius, As emergency decoy bait

Clothing - airsoft gear plus a Kitanica Mark IV Jacket

Partners - Jim: Airsofter, engineer and human monkey, Nick: Think of a white ba baracusbaracus with a PHD, Ryan: Can make tea

Where you would aim to get to - As the saying goes "Run for the Hills" Scots have been secretly trained to Run and hide in the highlands of Scotland we used to practice the Scottish National Zombie Invasion Plan (or as it's more commonly known "The cheese it plan") for centuries when the English 1st introduce themselves :P

Anything extra - Christina Hendricks With a bucket and spade and a hand grenade, hiho, hi ho , hiho, hiho!

 
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Or just nick something sh*t until I find a Landrover Defender.
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Why would you want to do that? it would break at the most innapropriate moment :P

 
Transport - Whatever is on offer. Ideally capable of off roading. maybe a nice challenger.

Melee weapon - Claymore. Eventually a nice shiny eastern styled sword is going to go blunt, If the claymore goes (more) blunt it really doesn't matter, just cleave the zombies apart

Two pistols - D.Eagle .50 aaaand the 10 inch D Eagle.50 - Zombies are not scared of being shot, so you must inflict maximum damage with minimum rounds. hence the 'large callibre' weapons choices.

SMG - UMP45 - sexy and large callibre

Rifle - Scar H. again, sexy, large calibre and easy to come by ammo

Sniper rifle - Barrett XM109...... even sexier with a stupidly large calibre.

Something awesome - my guitars

Clothing - Biohazard suit underneath police riot gear. That shit's bite-proof. zombies only weapon? Biting. yup.

Partners - sexeh wimminz? Emma Watson springs to mind, but she doesn't seem to be the zombie killing type. Someone that would not hesitate to kill another human if they were bitten.

Where you would aim to get to - Somewhere less zombie infested, yeah, zombie hunting's fun but I'm not an idiot.

Anything extra - Magic lamp with a genie that isn't an arse. none of that 'you can't wish for unlimited wishes' bullshit. MY WISHES, I CAN WISH FOR WHAT I WANT, FUCKER!

 
Transport - a convoy consisting of my fathers Saracen, Ferret and my neighbours Dodge Weapons carrier and a nearby soviet nut zil fuel carrier (possibly his BMP as well)

Melee weapon - K-bar (swapped it from a marine staff sergeant), axe, broadsword.

Two pistols - brobably stolen army issue L9A1 and P226's

SMG - stolen police MP5's, and army MP7's

Rifle - SA80's

Shotguns - Berreta semi auto (grandpa's)

Something awesome - Me, a couple of artillery pieces with flechette rounds.

Clothing - police riot equipment, or just shirt and combats (no real intention of letting them get that close)

Partners - girls, brit army issue guys

Where you would aim to get to - that isle of wight HMP was a good idea actually, there's enough field inside for basic grain needs, and plenty of space for growth.

Anything extra - grain seeds

awesome and possible, i love having army nut families

 
TRANSPORT Landrover Defender with GPMG

MELEE bayonet and a jack boot knife

SIDEARM P226R

MAIN SA80A2

SMG MP5 PDW

SHOTGUN M1014

SNIPER L129A1

something awesome Chuck Norris

clothing my old army loadout

PARTNERS my brother Jason and maybe my army mates

WHERE WOULD I GO i live on a Island i cat go any place so ill nick a boat go to England then France ect

ANY THING ELSE as many boxes of Fegs i can fit in a land rover and a ipod with ever zombie song on it

 
Transport - Lamborghini Miura- just because there's no one around, doesn't mean i shouldn't look good right? Oh and a 40m Sunseeker yacht to live on, as Nick says, zombie's cant swim and it'd be pretty comfy :lol:

Melee weapon - A fork? I don't inted on running out of ammo but a hefty spade will do.

Two pistols - A couple of 1911s will do, nice caliber, and look cool

SMG - MP7, it's optimus prime, everyone loves transformers.

Rifle - M14 with an ebr kit. I like them.

Shotgun - No idea, not really interested in shotgun, that Keltec thing looks cool though

Sniper rifle - Not that bothered, something from AI would do- maybe an AX338

Something awesome - Osprey and pilot maybe? Would be handy for carrying the Miura long distances.

Clothing - Whatever, preferably jeans.

Partners - No idea, someone who can cook and do the washing.

Where you would aim to get too - Somwhere relatively near a river or access to the sea quickly if needed, preferably on a tallish hill so it's easir to defend if needed.... lighthouse?

Anything extra - My dog.

 
Transport -marauder 4x4 that thing on top gear and a f22 raptor

Melee weapon - samurai sword just because i can

Two pistols - a m93 raffica and a .44 magnum not because they are bf3 but because they pack a punch

SMG - p90

Rifle - a m4 that fires 6.8mm rounds for that extra punch against 5.56mm

Shotgun - spas 15 love them

Sniper rifle - Sr-25

Something awesome - anzio 20mm (search it up on youtube)

Clothing - vegetato camo

Partners - chuck Norris, hell boy and Cheryl Cole because i don't want a sausage fest

Anything extra - roman abramovichs boat because pimpins the main objective

 
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Transport - Chinook With 3 Super Bike`s 2 Crosser`s (i think their called crosser`s can`t remember but their onroad bike`s with off road capability`s) and a ATV with a Trailer

Melee weapon - The US Bayonet for M4`s and M16`s

pistols - G19 for a backup Obviously

SMG - a G18C in a Hera Arm`s Carbine kit

Rifle - HK416 with a Bayonet mount and Fixed stock

Shotgun - the one that allow`s the US Bayonet to be Mounted on the front

Sniper rifle - dunno not that into sniper`s lol

Something awesome -

Clothing - My Airsoft gear i mean i train with it so why the F not lol

Partners - A female friend who shall remain nameless to keep her happy and 2 of my closest friend`s and a RAF CSAR Crew

Where you would aim to get too - Nowhere just protect people all over the place

Anything extra - yea can i haz a cookie now? and everyone has those weapon`s that are in my crew

 
i knew it was something lol i wanted a KXM One when i was looking for a bike a while ago lol

 
oh yea that`s a nice one all though i was looking at the superbike`s my local supplier had in (unfortunatly i`m too young for one at full power)

 
Marcus, I'll keep my carrier, need somewhere to park my osprey and chinook :D

 
Transport - M1 Abrams tank and black hawk helicopter, gotta ride around in style.

Mellee - gotta be samouri sword, going ancient.

Two pistols - 44. Magnum and 56. Magnum, PACK a PUNCH.

Smg - MP7.

Rifle - L85a2, staying british.

Shotgun - the traditional modell 1887

Sniper - L96a1, still stayin british

Somin awesome - MG42, respect germans

Clothing - rabbit suit over riot gear, sense of humour has gotta stay fresh but safe.

Partners - chuck norris the A team and SAS soldiers, Who else?

Where to go - playboy mansion, ;)

Anything extra - RPG for the ride.

Don't worry about carrying too much, zombies do NOT run so you may as well be a fish out of water and you would still out run them.

 
Transport - Boxer GTK APC. Room enough for 11, or any amount of gear etc, travels fast and far, over pretty much anything.

Melee weapon - Survival Hatchet; axe, hammer and crowbar in one.

Two pistols - P226 x2 (standard police issue, thus easy to source replacements and ammo etc.)

SMG - MP5 (as above, police issue.)

Rifle - LMT Defender Carbine (also police issue; Cheshire Police)

Shotgun - Any sawn-off double barrel (easy to fix, easy to find ammo, shells easy to modify to purpose)

Sniper rifle - Wouldn't bother, if I'm far enough away to use it, it'd be easier to just sod off without drawing attention.

Something awesome - C4. Lots.

Clothing - Comfy but robust jeans and a softshell fleece. Zombies are instinctive creatures, if they can't see you, they'll sniff you out.

Partners - My dog, my friend Dave and wenches.

Where To Go - The Bernard Matthews carcass disposal farm down the road from me; has wind turbines, stinks to the high heavens (so would mask the smell of human occupation), has extremely hefty perimeter security and very strongly locking containers and is just plain out the way.

Anything extra - Ed (listed here because sacrifices aren't partners)...

 
It appears that for once, Finius is thinking with his head...

 
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