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Just thought this might be at least mildly amusing...

While I am strongly against those annoying people (let's face, it mostly Gen. Zer's) blasting out tunes in the safezone, or perhaps even more egregiously during a game. Which songs would you score your day with and bonus points for describing the scene.

No tryhards saying something cringeworthy like "Drowning Pool -Bodies" (unless you're describing how your old bones collapse when you get home ?)

 
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15 minutes ago, Cr0-Magnon said:

Just thought this might be at least mildly amusing...

While I am strongly against those annoying people (let's face, it mostly Gen. Zer's) blasting out tunes in the safezone, or perhaps even more egregiously during a game. Which songs would you score your day with and bonus points for describing the scene.

No tryhards saying something cringeworthy like "Drowning Pool -Bodies" (unless you're describing how your old bones collapse when you get home ?).

When I get home and my girlfriend asks how my day went....

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Fuck that Provo shit.

 
I think mine would be 'I did it my way' by Frankie boy because despite very detailed game briefings,during which I'm either picking my nose or shooting puddles, I'm at a loss to know what's happening so I just go off on a tangent and enjoy my own private game most times ending up in the opfor respawn!

'So what is a man,what has he got',not a fecking clue.?

 
Flanders and Swann: The Hippopotamus Song.

I seem to have an innate ability for finding mud and getting covered in it, mainly because I spend a fair bit of time on my belt buckle.

 



The edited version obviously... LiPO fatty

 
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We don't want none of that now do we, removed ?

I'll go for this bellowing out when I try to throw a grenade and it inevitably bounces off a tree, back to my own team....



 
23 minutes ago, Cr0-Magnon said:

We don't want none of that now do we, removed ?

I'll go for this bellowing out when I try to throw a grenade and it inevitably bounces off a tree, back to my own team....

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Known as "doing a Ben" in certain circles.

 
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Having only a passing acquaintance with Bad Manners, despite being in my teens when they first became popular, I always thought the title was Lipo (or Lippo) Fatty.  I have learned something this evening.

 
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Colin Allen said:
Having only a passing acquaintance with Bad Manners, despite being in my teens when they first became popular, I always thought the title was Lipo (or Lippo) Fatty.  I have learned something this evening.
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TBH I thought the same thing.
I was in 5th year when this was in the charts & a schoolfriend persuaded me to be lead singer in the band they were forming (inspired by Bad Manners), I was shite but looked the part.

 
So they it wasn't a warning to keep an eye out for your batteries getting puffy?

 
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It is a pro-IRA song about shooting British soldiers.
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Where did you hear that? Everything I can find from the band says it's about the mosh pit. Either way, I'd still rather not listen to it as I'm not a whining emo kid trying to be edgy

For me it's probably Yakety Sax (the Benny Hill theme tune) as I'm often running around like a headless chicken with no clue as to what's going on

 
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Where did you hear that? Everything I can find from the band says it's about the mosh pit. Either way, I'd still rather not listen to it as I'm not a whining emo kid trying to be edgy

For me it's probably Yakety Sax (the Benny Hill theme tune) as I'm often running around like a headless chicken with no clue as to what's going on
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No, no "my little Armalite" is most definitely NOT about mosh pits........

 
I had no idea this even existed or that folk clubs had mosh pits.

Of course YT now thinks I want to every single song about the troubles... Zombies is when my line stops.

 
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Wasrer wrifle  fallout style gamer track, reminder not to take it too seriously 

Fortunate Son for whenever I see a "Squad" of larpers going for that 2000's freedom warriors us style look...

 
I would have thought "hubba hubba zoot zoot" would be appropriate.

It's what most people hear during the safety brief and what I tend to hear when some derp is shouting orders at me (50 year old, bald, chunky and doesn't take orders well ??) 

https://youtu.be/6PMljKRFFrA?si=tHFjvah9rCJEm1ug

 
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