The manly thread!

[jay83]

watched porn hub for an hour without going blind - MANLY

 

[Lozart]

Is time for Ukraina kozack manliness time,yes?

Get up morning. bathe in bagna, or sauna if you obnoxious westerner. drink shot of samohon and put on telnyashka.

Of walking to building of schooling,notice rus and polish make fight.

using power of old ukraina gods take form of bear

is slaughter both.

bathe in blood of enemy

Am I the only one that read this in the voice of a cravat wearing meerkat?

 

[TacMaster]

I was looking for the insurance sales pitch for a while

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

I played the Monty Python 'Spam' song to a telemarketer.

In retrospect military fairy would have been funnier.

 

[Tariq]

Moved into uni house;

Drove 2.5 hours with roof down, carried shit loads of boxes up stairs, watched the F1 and then Valkyrie.

Man Day

 

[scorpia4]

Changing a womans burst wheel.

even got a peck on the cheek by the smoking hot blonde, unfortunately her boyfriend was also in the car.

What kind of useless fud can't change a tire?! He must be useless

 

[TacMaster]

Spent an hour in the rain chopping firewood without complaining.

MANLY.

 

[GoBald]

Trimmed my beard with an axe...

I then Split TacMasters firewood whilst reading a Charles Dickens novel, because he cut it too damn big!

 

[TacMaster]

Logs too big for tiny baby stove, yes?

In Soviet Hampshire, comrads heat hovel with fire in grate, not with little Western man's log stove!

---INSTRUCTION FOR MAKE OF SOVIET FIRE---

Chop tree down from local comrad's woodlands

Shoot Kalashnikov into air to make tree gods happy

Cut tree into firewood

Douse with lend-lease gasoline

Set fire

?????????????

SOVIET PROFIT!!

 

[Unrustle_Thine_Jimmies]

Can makings into confirmation. Have been report by actual soviet,me.

yes.

 

[two_zero]

Didn't shave.

Everyday,

 

[clumpyedge]

dutch oven-ed the mrs

 

[scorpia4]

Shaved. Didn't use foam, moisturiser or any of that pish.