The happy thread!

[Finius]

Nick, on account of not wanting you to feel left out, please explain to me how your ed/liam gun destruction thread would work; i.e. what exactly we're meant to document there and I will oblige thee as I am the King of Off Topic and despite ruling with an iron-fist, I am also a man of compassion, mercy and benevolence.

Also I feel sorry for you because everyone is very excited about killing you

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

I don't think it would work, because you can't really document accidental damage, because we'd hardly break them on purpose. So you should probably just make a "What's the stupidest and most destructive way to break a gun" thread lol.

 

[Finius]

I'm happy because Karma is a bitch. Never screw with Finius *laughs maniacally*.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Me and my girlfriend's 5 year anniversary today.

Too bad it's mid-bastarding-week so we can't see each other. But the weekend shall be good. =D

 

[Cyrax]

Passed my police medical. I have the eyes of a falcon and the hearing of a fox. And lovely straight ear canals apparently. My lungs need more work though, so off to the gym to work on some running and heavy breathing!

 

[Finius]

Too. Many. Women.

HOW DO I CHOOSE?

D:

 

[Deva]

I did notice a stench of dead animals when I went past Coventry the other day..

 

[Hubert]

A junior member of staff had been bullying me. After 4 months, and a particularly vicious attack in front of my entire tutorial group, enough was enough, I complained 2 weeks ago. He is no-longer allowed to teach anyone, and for the moment, is under investigation.

Also 3 people have been arrested in connection with the attempted murder of one of my best friends.

I found both of these things out today. *Happy dance*

 

[TPI]

Where the F*ck do you live it sounds like somewhere i could saturate my thirst for blood if i became a Vigilante...

 

[Finius]

He's in London iirc (it also says on his profile).

Clearly the southerners are intimidated by his manly manliness.

Happy because last night I found out I can run 5k happily if I don't mind getting sweaty.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Happy because I visited The Stan Urban Sheffield yesterday and it was literally like being a part of a 6 hour long SAS killinghouse drill.

i.e. Mothereffing awesome. It's like a derelict factory that time (and health and safety) forgot! Because it is!

The only crap thing is that when a smoke grenade goes off, it never leaves, so my throat feels like spiders made of razors have been dancing in it all night - I'm very ill.

The other thing is that I didn't have a torch and towards the 6pm End X, I could hardly see my hand in front of my face lol.

However, this has prompted me to buy an MP5 flashlight hand guard sooner than I was going to. Or at least, once I can, I have £60 in my account right now...

 

[Finius]

Group score of 83 on my RAF aptitude test. Only person in the whole group that passed the test today.

Interview on Monday.

LIKE A BOSS.

 

[Liam Porter]

Going to Reading Festival in August!

 

[Flynn567]

Going to Reading Festival in August!

But the lineup sucks

 

[Liam Porter]

But I'm not paying.

 

[l96Freeman]

Mini eggs and maltesers... nuff said

 

[Liam Porter]

Maltesers are horrible.

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Reading Festival good, Malteasers, bacon and sausages bad?

Are you completely mad, man?!

 

[l96Freeman]

Maltesers horrible WHAT this has turned into the arguing thread.

Maltesers are the best chocolate you could find in the world around perfectly made magic crunchy stuff...

 

[Liam Porter]

Maltesers are awful. I hate them. They make my mouth all dry and horrible, they crunch, and they're similar to biscuit covered in chocolate.

Bacon and sausages are worse though. To be honest, I can't even explain why, I just dislike the taste of them.

Reading's the best festival this year, I usually go to V Festival and didn't fancy missing out completely this year.

The only down side is that it's the same weekend as the National Airsoft Event.

It still can be a happy thread.. somehow?