Finius
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- Jan 24, 2011
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If it makes you feel better, I just ate half a cow for breakfast. No word of a lie, straight up half a cow. It made mooing noises at me and everything.
24oz topside beef steak (it was a small, two kilo cow). Cooked to perfection with a hickory glaze.
Meant to be eating healthy stuff like weatabix, with sweetener and skimmed milk, but eating pure cow is just a lot more manly.
For those of you who don't know how to cook steak, since I'm a chef, I will enlighten you.
1. Find cow.
2. Spray a thick coating of hickory bbq glaze over cow.
3. Hold lighter under cow for approximately 10 seconds.
4. Eat cow.
There is no excuse for eating "well done" steak. That is not the point of steak. Steak is a manly food, for manly men and should bleed like a headwound when you start chewing on it.
Omnomnomnom. What did you have for breakfast AFUK?
24oz topside beef steak (it was a small, two kilo cow). Cooked to perfection with a hickory glaze.
Meant to be eating healthy stuff like weatabix, with sweetener and skimmed milk, but eating pure cow is just a lot more manly.
For those of you who don't know how to cook steak, since I'm a chef, I will enlighten you.
1. Find cow.
2. Spray a thick coating of hickory bbq glaze over cow.
3. Hold lighter under cow for approximately 10 seconds.
4. Eat cow.
There is no excuse for eating "well done" steak. That is not the point of steak. Steak is a manly food, for manly men and should bleed like a headwound when you start chewing on it.
Omnomnomnom. What did you have for breakfast AFUK?
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