For a moment there I wondered what you were on about Del, I mean I knew I hadn't written anything serious or deliberately offensive. Dave has it right - it was just one of those throw away comments. Still, now that we're there, it genuinely is my opinion that people carrying femme fatales in the field do look right cocks, which is as relevant to the subject as your opinion that carrying one is about having a good time and not taking airsoft seriously.
Maybe I do take it too seriously. I don't feel that I do, I mean I have a laugh, I've been known to dress up like a right cock myself - in a stripy telnyashka and OD tutu over OD long johns... yeah, a proper bell end! Would I mind anyone saying I looked a right cock? Not at all. If I had spent a fortune on the outfit, would I have minded anyone pointing out that it's a lot of money to spend to end up looking a cock? Again, not at all - as it was it cost me about a tenner, so IMO was money well spent. What you are proposing only makes sense to me if I had say 20-25 times the disposable income I do have...