Banned for a multitude of reasons.
1: Chipmunks are seldom right.
2: Squirrels are even less frequently found to be right, for example, in this case, that squirrel believes it is a chipmunk, this is incorrect.
3: Because I am the mighty Finius, and I have returned from my conquest of the barbarian lands wherenot they have the internet.
4: Because my M4 is coming along nicely.
5: Because I have a lizard.