Cow & Gate section

[Jedi_Master]

I have seen these morale badges advertised and just wondered how I can fix them to my kit. Also, are they awarded depending on your skirmish ranking?

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

I have seen these morale badges advertised and just wondered how I can fix them to my kit. Also, are they awarded depending on your skirmish ranking?

Some people. Any more of this I am aiming for the happy sacks in 5 weeks time. ?

 

[sp00n]

i am soooo getting my monies worth out of this meme :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[lafta]

How about another section for sarcastic know it alls?

 

[proffrink]

Don't be an idiot, we've got like 15 of those already.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Some people. Any more of this I am aiming for the happy sacks in 5 weeks time.

My happy sacks bruise very easily. Is there any special airsoft clothing I can wear that will stop the welts but keep them fresh and tacticool?

 

[Jedi_Master]

How about another section for sarcastic know it alls?

Bet you still had a little smirk at at least one of those posts though

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

My happy sacks bruise very easily. Is there any special airsoft clothing I can wear that will stop the welts but keep them fresh and tacticool?

You could try fitting a couple of fans to a box. Airsoft cooled codpiece could be the next big thing.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Don't be an idiot, we've got like 15 of those already.

Yep and I started most of them. Struggling to catch up on the people without a sense of humour threads though, but I am trying ☺

 

[Sacarathe]

"forum needs more moderation"

"moderators volunteer their time, its precious and limited"

/me reading between the lines

"but that does not mean we're admiting there's a deficit to be filled."

Though in all fairness, unless devastator resurfaces it's not going to improve. There's just not enough sub forums, and far far too many threads which ought be moved to more appropriate organisation locations (whether or not those locations exist yet).

Off the top of my head I can think of 10 useful subforums and identify 20 for the chop.

Oh wait, is this not the rant thread? Damn that forum search.

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Actually a rant thread is a great idea.

I have so much to say ?

 

[albawarrior]

I'm confused..... Is this thread not about baby milk??...........

?

 

[djben9]

anyone heard of the new protective contact lenses with ballistic rating, I just cant see them anywhere online....

Jedi with the morale patches, peel off the back, add double sided tape an stick to the fuzzy stuff you find on your top, hat or string vest

 

[Jedi_Master]

anyone heard of the new protective contact lenses with ballistic rating, I just cant see them anywhere online...

Will my new protective contact lenses fog up? Should I get the mesh version instead?

 

[djben9]

you'll need the microfan version ones to aid fogging, mesh ones i suggest firing a gun point black to see if they work as its very fine woven....

 

[AJWest]

Right now I have an actual serious question that I think belongs here.

Will my blanky stop the BB's hurting me?

 

[ImTriggerHappy]

Will my blanky stop the BB's hurting me?

Yes it will work as an impenetrable psychological shield.Even I am not cold enough to shoot a grown man who needs a blanky.

 

[Jedi_Master]

Will my blanky stop the BB's hurting me?

If you suck your thumb and visibly hold blanky in your other hand then you should be OK. Could also depend on how large and think blanky is, maybe a poncho style one would help.

 

[AJWest]

Well instead of just hiding it under my clothes and using it in the corner when people are being mean to me and not letting me win I might run around clutching it and sucking my thumb, then I'll be unstopabble and no-one can hurt me or be mean or nuffning, yay!!

 

[Jedi_Master]

Actually a rant thread is a great idea.

I have so much to say

Well we could always resurrect this thread - http://www.airsoft-forums.co.uk/index.php/topic/5375-the-angry-thread/?hl=rant - but it is angry not a rant one.