But why? ....

[Finius]

Because he couldn't sit through another minute of a bear grylls TV show without being too damn high.

But why?

 

[Nickona]

Because he was fed up with the cycle!

But Why?

 

[Airsoft-Ed]

Because Bear Grylls in this topic is turning into Top Gear on Dave.

But why? (Like we don't already know... *Glares at Finius*)

 

[Nickona]

FINIUS DID IT, FINIUS DID IT!!!!

But Why?

 

[Flynn567]

Because Finius has LLB st.1 legal training that makes him part lawyer that in turn makes him evil

But Why?

 

[Nickona]

He is studying forensics so he can commit the perfect crime

But Why?

 

[Flynn567]

He's planing on killing Nickona

But Why?

 

[Nickona]

I owe him money

(Finius, I have but a lot up for sale so should be soon now )

But Why?

 

[Finius]

Because airsoft is like crack-cocaine. Once you've had a sniff, you can't stop. Like catnip to a kitty, I reeled you in, carefully and without too much force; I nurtured your interest almost like a mother until I had you hooked on my sweet sweet airsoft goods, then, once you'd taken that first plunge into the dark, inescapable and twisted world of AEG purchasing, I started cashing in on your addiction.

But why?



Forensics doesn't teach us JUST how to commit the perfect crime, it also encourages us to work in America where we can shoot pedophiles in the kneecaps and such and just about get away with it because they resist arrest (I am indeed suggesting that yank-cops do sometimes do a bit on the dirty, but you know what, good on them. If I had a gun, and a pedophile, I'd probably accidentally lose a bullet or two, if it just happens that the pedophile I've arrested found it for me, then that's just fine and dandy!).

 

[Nickona]

Its just so damn fun!

But Why?

(this should be interestingly long )