Bruises....

[Carni]

Hi!

So Ive been playing airsoft for about 3 months now. I play mostly woodland. Today we

had a VIP game mode where I was the VIP and I could only stay on a single path and not go into the woods and get to the flag in the enemy base. Unlimited respawns and so on.

Because I am a very get in there and shoot the hell out of everything kind of person I was just sprinting it down the path with everyone unloading on me Was fun I do admit and got a killer game win when I rushed them so fast at the end they were like wtf? And started shooting at me But thats not the point. The point is before my last sprint to the flag Ive been shot around 20-30 times with like 3 bbs each time at least.

That has left a lot of bleeders on me, I took my clothes of (Ladies? ) and I was like..... -_- sh*t. My girlfriend doesnt like them obviously so I was wondering if any of you guys got a nice little method of getting rid of them. I know they are supposed to be going over time but when you got bleeders they just turn brown and thats it. They stay forever. I still have a couple from the very first game 3 months ago.

Thought this would be the best place to find out since you guys know what those bruises look like and perhaps how to deal with them.

Please help me out, I dont mind then but my girlfriend doesnt like them during sexy time

Cheers lads

 

[Tariq]

amputation may remove the bruises

 

[lemon191]

not alot really the body will heal naturally over time. could try ice packs on them but if you have that many a ice bath might be quicker than doing them individually lol.

 

[geoffreym]

scalding bath, normally gets rid of them within 2 days (and i mean scalding, you'll be able to compare the water to lava)

 

[Rock-climby-Dave]

but the obviously, you'll have no skin left, so it's bleeders or just bleeding.

the two best tips I have are:

1. Chicks dig scars - even if she says she doesn't.

2. Man up

and neither of those is particularly helpful :/

 

[paperpirate]

2. Man up

needs to be done alot at some sites

i've still a scar on the side of my ear where a sniper mucked up his shot and clipped me from yards away. its a very nice little bb size dent that looks a bit like a chicken pox scar

 

[joshcowin]

Not as bad as having a brown bb sized scar on the end of your private part.i took one for the team that day

 

[TPI]

With a hard on?

and i have so many scars i no longer care which are airsoft injury's although all my pal's are nursing headaches from drinking the amber wee of australia and everyone apart from a few of my friends thought i was well smashed but nope like a king i decided i didn't want to drink anymore so started bouncing around!!!

 

[paperpirate]

i've weird skin and dont scar they just dissapear, even the skin between my left thumb and finger has healed up and that had a knife through it at work because i was silly. privates shots are amazingly funny, you dont hear hit just :blink: and they collapse to the floor

 

[G-Force]

I have 8 dots on my left arm from about 4 weeks ago because my mate thaugt it would be funny to shoot me at point blank full auto when I was wearing short sleeves...

My middle finger has never been the same for five years since I seem to get shot there almost every skirmish for some reason, so it's permanently bruised, oh and I have a dent in my leg where a peice of brick got lodged there during a game :lol: Anyway just give those marks some time and they'll go eventualy.

 

[joshcowin]

no i didnt have a spontanous hard on in the middle of a game.just a painful shot.when the girls come round i just tell them i got shot their.only joking its not that bad