Thank you very much for that constructive bit of help there Mr Cheesright, but as I do not see you around the office I am at a loss as to how you know this.
I have spoken to PT274 when he called earlier.
Yes, there was an item sent out by mistake - a longer version of the grenade launcher than he asked for.
Yes, there was a delay in postage, as was explained to him the main guy in the shop was away ill for the best part of a week and only a skeleton crew were keeping the shop open. As such there was a backlog to get through and confusion over who posted what.
I can only apologise for that.
I am dealing with his case personally and have taken his phone number so this can resolved with the old fashioned personal touch. But as you know exactly how we operate you already knew that, huh?
EDIT:
You will also be fully aware of the extra bottle Blaster Devils .25 we sent as a gesture of good will...
Allow me to offer 2 life lessons for free.
1. There are 3 sides to every story... Yours on one side, theirs on the other side and the truth somewhere in the middle.
2. You will always catch more flys with honey than you ever will with vinegar.